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BCS declares Germany the winner of WWII


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US Ranked 4th

After determining the Big-12 championship game participants the BCS

computers were put to work on other major contests and today the BCS

declared Germany to be the winner of World War II.

"Germany put together an incredible number of victories beginning with

the annexation of Austria and the Sudetenland and continuing on into

conference play with defeats of Poland, France, Norway, Sweden,

Denmark, Belgium and the Netherlands. Their only losses came against

the US and Russia; however considering their entire body of work--

including an incredibly tough Strength of Schedule--our computers

deemed them worthy of the #1 ranking."

Questioned about the #4 ranking of the United States the BCS

commissioner stated "The US only had two major victories--Japan and

Germany. The computer models, unlike humans, aren't influenced by head-

to-head contests--they consider each contest to be only a single,

equally-weighted event."

German Chancellor Adolph Hiter said "Yes, we lost to the US; but we

defeated #2 ranked France in only 6 weeks." Herr Hitler has been

criticized for seeking dramatic victories to earn 'style points' to

enhance Germany's rankings. Hitler protested "Our contest with Poland

was in doubt until the final day and the conditions in Norway were

incredibly challenging and demanded the application of additional


The French ranking has also come under scrutiny. The BCS commented "

France had a single loss against Germany and following a preseason #1

ranking they only fell to #2."

Japan was ranked #3 with victories including Manchuria, Borneo and the


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