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The Chronic(what!)nes Of Narnia SNL Rap Lyrics


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Lazy Sunday,

Wake up in the late afternoon

Call Parnell just to see how he's doin'

Hello?

What up, Parn!

Yo Samberg, what's crackin'?

You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?

Narnia!

Man it's happ'nin'!

But first, my hunger pangs are stickin' like duct tape.

Let's hit up Magnolia and mack on some cupcakes.

No doubt, that bakery's got all the bomb frosting.

I love those cupcakes like McAdams loves Gosling.

Two! No, Six! No, Twelve! Baker's Dozen!

I told'ja that I'm crazy for these cupcakes, cousin!

Yo, where's the movie playin'?

Upper West Side, dude!

Let's hit up Yahoo Maps to find the dopest route.

I prefer Mapquest!

That's a good one too.

Google Maps is the best!

True that! Double true!

68th and Broadway.

Step on it, sucka!

What you wanna do Chris?

snack attack, mutha----!

The Chronic-what?-cles of Narnia!

Yes, the Chronic-what?-cles of Narnia!

We love that Chronic-what?-cles of Narnia!

Pass that Chronic-what?-cles of Narnia!

Yo, stop at the deli.

The theatre is overpriced!

You got that backpack

I'm going to pack it up nice.

We don't want security to get suspicious!

Mr. Pibbs and Red Vines equals crazy delicious.

Reach in my pocket and pull out some dough,

Girl acted like she never seen a $10 before!

It's all about the Hamiltons baby

Throw the snacks in a bag and I'm Ghost like Swayze.

Roll up to the theatre

Ticket buying what we're handling,

You can call us Aaron Burr from the way we're dropping Hamiltons

Parked in our seats movie trivia's the illest!

"What Friends alum starred in films with Bruce Willis?"

We had the dope facts, it was scary:

Everyone stared in awe when we screamed Matthew Perry!

Then quiet in the theatre or it's gonna get tragic

We're about to be taken to a dream world of magic

In the Chronic-what?-cles of Narnia!

Yes, the Chronic-what?-cles of Narnia!

We love that Chronic-what?-cles of Narnia!

Pass that Chronic-what?-cles of Narnia!

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