Fred Jetstone Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 STOMACH RUMBLE (Vilma) This guy revs up for a play the way Indy car drivers rev up for a race. "Gentlemen start your engines" BELCH (Roberston) I wouldn't want to line up opposite this guy, facemask to facemask, 'nuff said. SNEEZE (Martin) He takes the handoff with an "ahh" and explodes into the hole with a "choo". FART (Coles) He'll sneak slyly into the secondary and before you know what's happened...you're dealin' with it. HICCUP (Bollinger) He has a stutter step thatl kills defenders. Stutter-hic-step-cup, DE's diving at air, and away goes Bolly for positive yardage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Wet Fart (Bollinger) You just wanted to fart but now he shows up as a stain in your Underoos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Queef- Justin McCareins....no need for details. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred Jetstone Posted June 10, 2006 Author Share Posted June 10, 2006 Queef- Justin McCareins....no need for details. hahahahhahaaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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