Red Wings Goaltender Search - May I Make A Recommendation

[The Gun Of Bavaria]

Since the Wings apparently want a goalie in their 40s to tend net for them, perhaps we can get the following people out of retirement if Belfour doesn't sign.

1. Tim Cheveldae

2. Ken Wregget

3. Bob Essensa

4. John Vanbiesbrouck

5. Mike Richeter

6. Patrick Roy

7. The corpse of Terry Sawchuk

8. Terry Wakaluk

[NorthCoastJetsFan]

Since the Wings apparently want a goalie in their 40s to tend net for them, perhaps we can get the following people out of retirement if Belfour doesn't sign.

1. Tim Cheveldae

2. Ken Wregget

3. Bob Essensa

4. John Vanbiesbrouck

5. Mike Richeter

6. Patrick Roy

7. The corpse of Terry Sawchuk

8. Terry Wakaluk

AS an embarassed Islander fan, do you think that the Red Wings could sign Garth Snow? PLEASE?!?!?

[Fred Jetstone]

Since the Wings apparently want a goalie in their 40s to tend net for them, perhaps we can get the following people out of retirement if Belfour doesn't sign.

1. Tim Cheveldae

2. Ken Wregget

3. Bob Essensa

4. John Vanbiesbrouck

5. Mike Richeter

6. Patrick Roy

7. The corpse of Terry Sawchuk

8. Terry Wakaluk

Just sign Belfour for a year and take the pain.

Really ain't no other optons.

[Fred Jetstone]

In a bizarre story out of Detriot, the Red Wings have signed a new goaltender.

Trixie Honeylove, a former streetwalker cum Madame, was out of work after police raided her Joe-Louis-arena-area brothel.

The Red Wings signed her to a two year contract. Although terms were undisclosed it is rumored to be heavy on incentives.

The Red Wings front office issued this statement: "Our goaltending situation couldn't get any worse, while an unconventional signing, we feel that Trixie gives us good depth at the position. We haven't had luck with the so-called, stand-up goaltenders, we wanted to sign someone who would go down a bit.

ONLY IN DETRIOT!