djaparz Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER or now 1. Sag, you're it. 2. Hide and go pee. 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. 4. Kick the bucket 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over. 6. Musical recliners. 7. Simon says something incoherent. 8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy. SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE: 1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale. 2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them. 3. You change your underwear after a sneeze. OLD IS WHEN: 1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. 3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today. 4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot. 5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee! Thoughts for the weekend I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk." Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen aSleep yet. My husband says I never listen to him. At least I think that's what he said. Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor! Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 If you are now doing this on hump day and Fridays as well I hope you aren't going to ask for a raise! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 AWESOME DJ Thank you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djaparz Posted June 8, 2005 Author Share Posted June 8, 2005 If you are now doing this on hump day and Fridays as well I hope you aren't going to ask for a raise! MAYBE A HUMP ON HUMP DAYS AND FRIES ON FRIDAY??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenjetsfan Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 did you hear about the polish bobsled team that won the GOLD? They had it bronzed!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djaparz Posted June 9, 2005 Author Share Posted June 9, 2005 did you hear about the polish bobsled team that won the GOLD? They had it bronzed!!! Not your best work - but i hump ya anyway!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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