Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 SOLDIER #2: Well, why not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 [thud] [clang] CART MASTER: Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! [cough cough...] [clang] [...cough cough] Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! Ninepence. [clang] Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out... [rewr!] ...your dead! [rewr!] [clang] Bring out your dead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 CUSTOMER: Here's one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 CART MASTER: Ninepence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 CART MASTER: What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 CUSTOMER: Nothing. Here's your ninepence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 CART MASTER: 'Ere. He says he's not dead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 CUSTOMER: Yes, he is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 DEAD PERSON: I'm not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 CART MASTER: He isn't? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon. He's very ill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 CUSTOMER: No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 CART MASTER: Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 DEAD PERSON: I don't want to go on the cart! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 CUSTOMER: Oh, don't be such a baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 CART MASTER: I can't take him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 DEAD PERSON: I feel fine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 CUSTOMER: Well, do us a favour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 CART MASTER: I can't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 CUSTOMER: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 CART MASTER: No, I've got to go to the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 CUSTOMER: Well, when's your next round? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 CART MASTER: Thursday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 DEAD PERSON: I think I'll go for a walk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 CUSTOMER: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 DEAD PERSON: [singing] I feel happy. I feel happy. [whop] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 CUSTOMER: Ah, thanks very much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 CART MASTER: Not at all. See you on Thursday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 CUSTOMER: Right. All right. [howl] [clop clop clop] Who's that, then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 CART MASTER: I dunno. Must be a king. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 CUSTOMER: Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 CART MASTER: He hasn't got s**t all over him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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