Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 WOMAN: Order, eh? Who does he think he is? Heh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 ARTHUR: I am your king! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 WOMAN: Well, how did you become King, then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake,... [angels sing] ...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 DENNIS: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 ARTHUR: Be quiet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 DENNIS: Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 ARTHUR: Shut up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 DENNIS: I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 ARTHUR: Shut up, will you? Shut up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 ARTHUR: Shut up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 ARTHUR: Bloody peasant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 DENNIS: Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 [King Arthur music] [music stops] BLACK KNIGHT: Aaaagh! [King Arthur music] [music stops] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 BLACK KNIGHT: Aaagh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 GREEN KNIGHT: Ooh! [King Arthur music] [music stops] [stab] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 BLACK KNIGHT: Aagh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 GREEN KNIGHT: Oh! [King Arthur music] Ooh! Uuh. [music stops] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 BLACK KNIGHT: Aaaagh! [clang] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 BLACK KNIGHT and GREEN KNIGHT: Agh!, oh!, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 GREEN KNIGHT: Aaaaaah! Aaaaaaaaah! [woosh] [bLACK KNIGHT kills GREEN KNIGHT] [thud] [scrape] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 BLACK KNIGHT: Umm! [clop clop clop] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 ARTHUR: You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight. [pause] I am Arthur, King of the Britons. [pause] I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my court at Camelot. [pause] You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me? [pause] You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 ARTHUR: What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 ARTHUR: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 BLACK KNIGHT: Then you shall die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 ARTHUR: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 BLACK KNIGHT: I move for no man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 ARTHUR: So be it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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