Jets Things

Third down DE wanted to be paid like a three down DE, which he wasn't and never will be. Yeah, sucks we didn't get anything for him, but at least we didn't have to pay him. Just watch him get manhandled in the run game next season and you'll see why he's a specialist.

Signing MW and drafting Bowers...

I can tell...

Who has time to watch/listen to this? Work, walking the dog, getting kids off the bus/helping with homework, porking the wife for 1/2 hour during lunch, etc. Just give me the tl;Dr.

We know op will be watching all of this with his pants around his ankles.

As a hiney/legs guy, I approve this. Taylor's got them both for days. They more than make up for her lizard face. To a point.

You should work for the NFL. Their writers aren't this talented.

Chiefs and refs beat Ravens 49ers roll over Lions Chiefs and refs win Super Bowl over 49ers, despite 49ers defense forcing three turnovers. I have the script.

Or rather, nice guy/gentleman Arthur Blank thought to himself "Nah, this guy without Brady is hot garbage and is a POS and always has been." At least that's my take.

Timing

This was the pick-me-up I needed on a dreary Friday morn.

Whoa, marathon man over here!! Gonna pork her 60 times??