Jets Make HIstory Once Again

[Gastineau Lives]

Because this is the draft that began the All-Safety Defense Era of the National Football League. Followed shortly by the All-Safety Offense Era, ending the Jets search for a Quarterback as they became obsolete (sadly, ironically, as they had just found one waiting tables in the Olive Garden in Times Square).

Not able to get enough All Safety Football, humans stopped watching all other sports, then ceased to do anything besides watch what became known as The Beautiful (and Safe) Game. The season was expanded to twelve months, franchises fielded two teams, Ex. -  The Summer Jets and The Winter Jets (both of which were completely awful but dressed temperature-appropriate for the entirety of the era)

Playing with a fully inflated football was no longer required. Field goals were replaced by strong arguments on why your team deserved three points. Safeties no longer had two official designations, but eleven:

Strong Safety, Free Safety, Left Free Safety, Middle Free Safety, Middle Strong Safety, Kind of Weak Safety, Not as Free With His Body Safety, Run Around in Concentric Circles Safety, Leader of Men Safety, Invisible Safety and finally, Hasidic Jew Safety. All safeties were cloned (except Jewish Safeties, who were supplied by the Yeshiva Ohel Moshe in Borough Park Brooklyn and were despised for their aversion to dairy)

Super Bowl III made the NFL a national pastime, All Safety Football made the NASFL a national obsession.

[Jet_Engine1]

Is this the long awaited sequel to BASEketball?

[Gastineau Lives]

Yeah, I'm bumping the **** out of this.

[thadude]

Maybe Jamal Adams can play qb

 

hes probably better than Petty and Hack