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I like waves. The rest of it I can take or leave. Still prefer dogs to cats. 

I prefer anything to humans but I can't keep dogs in my hovel, alone all day. besides, last one that died broke me.

still expect him to come running when I drop a piece of food.

I like waves, too. the storm is fine. it's the sunshine that sucks.

I am determined to remain miserable today, lol.

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I prefer anything to humans but I can't keep dogs in my hovel, alone all day. besides, last one that died broke me.

still expect him to come running when I drop a piece of food.

I like waves, too. the storm is fine. it's the sunshine that sucks.

I am determined to remain miserable today, lol.

 

 

A friend just described my personality as "unique"  When pressed she admitted that it was used as a synonym for miserable. 

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I want a shirt that says I was banned from...

 

Both the Bar and the Daycare!

 

I do not want to know what you do to get banned from a daycare.  Where I come from if you are banned from a daycare you are not going to be capable of going to a bar.  Maybe in a few weeks you will recover enough to use a straw.  Maybe.  Unless Cindy gets wind. 

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I do not want to know what you do to get banned from a daycare.  Where I come from if you are banned from a daycare you are not going to be capable of going to a bar.  Maybe in a few weeks you will recover enough to use a straw.  Maybe.  Unless Cindy gets wind. 

 

If it's anything like here, all I have to do is show up.

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I am running out of unique personalities.

 

JadedBrooklyn? 

 

lol, you're half owner, your lunch hour is when you say it is and you do what you like.

it's good to be the king.

 

They all say I'm the king.  At first.  Later the love wears off and I'm berated for my excessive eating and huge demands on the kitchen. 

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JadedBrooklyn? 

 

 

They all say I'm the king.  At first.  Later the love wears off and I'm berated for my excessive eating and huge demands on the kitchen. 

that's the last thing I'd complain about.

just... put the DVDs back in the right boxes and deal with dead animals on the lawn and you're fine.

oh, and schtup constantly. or hire a decent pool boy.

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