Fred Jetstone Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 According to an inside "source" from the Red Wings organization, Datsyuk wil play despite suffereing a reported "lower body" injury. Datsyuk consenting when a trainer reportedly said, "Pavel, I know hockey is tough sport and sometimes you get bumps and bruises and knocked down, but look on the bright side - the ice is already there". To which Datsyuk reportedly replied, "You're right, I'm afaid to get hit but when I get knocked down I don't even need to go to the first aid room....the ice is right there, I'm safe. Yippeee." So, for the time being, all is well in Red Wing land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mavrik Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 According to an inside "source" from the Red Wings organization, Datsyuk wil play despite suffereing a reported "lower body" injury. Datsyuk consenting when a trainer reportedly said, "Pavel, I know hockey is tough sport and sometimes you get bumps and bruises and knocked down, but look on the bright side - the ice is already there". To which Datsyuk reportedly replied, "You're right, I'm afaid to get hit but when I get knocked down I don't even need to go to the first aid room....the ice is right there, I'm safe. Yippeee." So, for the time being, all is well in Red Wing land. Doesn't Jagr have a vagina? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 In other breaking news, Fred Jetstone recently removed his mouth from the penis of Jets QB Brooks Bollinger. Sources state that Jetstone complained that Bollinger's recent ingestion of garlic had made his cum no longer good enough to digest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred Jetstone Posted April 20, 2006 Author Share Posted April 20, 2006 What's the matter, GOB? Not interested in talking about the Wings momentum-killing, final-game, choke-up aginst the Preds? Detroit didn't look like a President's Trophy team to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 What's the matter, GOB? Not interested in talking about the Wings momentum-killing, final-game, choke-up aginst the Preds? Detroit didn't look like a President's Trophy team to me. Hahaha - you're pathetic. One regulation loss in 20 games, including a 8 game winning streak before Nashville. Get your **** straight before you post this BS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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