Jetfan13 Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 see, Cat, I haven't lost my sense of humor after all: My wife, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway, the other day, just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck and I starting jumping up and down along with her. When she said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!" I said "Great. Tell me what you're so happy about." She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, when she told me that she was pregnant! I was ecstatic! We had been trying for a while, so I grabbed her and kissed her on the lips and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!" Then, she said "Oh, honey, There's more." I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?" She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!" Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said, (You're going to love this!) "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and bought the twin-pack home pregnancy test kit and both tests came out positive!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 see, Cat, I haven't lost my sense of humor after all: My wife, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway, the other day, just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck and I starting jumping up and down along with her. When she said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!" I said "Great. Tell me what you're so happy about." She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, when she told me that she was pregnant! I was ecstatic! We had been trying for a while, so I grabbed her and kissed her on the lips and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!" Then, she said "Oh, honey, There's more." I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?" She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!" Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said, (You're going to love this!) "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and bought the twin-pack home pregnancy test kit and both tests came out positive!" And you call my material stale and boring? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetfan13 Posted June 7, 2005 Author Share Posted June 7, 2005 wrong Tx, I called YOU stale & boring, get it straight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gang Green Girl Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 Hey Al. You posted this on JI months ago. Why are we always the last to get this info.? You don't love us as much here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetfan13 Posted June 7, 2005 Author Share Posted June 7, 2005 Hey Al. You posted this on JI months ago. Why are we always the last to get this info.? You don't love us as much here? not true, I never heard this one before...and I wil ALWAYS love you Cat ::wub ::wub Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 Hey Al. You posted this on JI months ago. What's JI? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 What's JI? Tx: I don't get your joke. Please explain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenjetsfan Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 Al, was she the polish blonde who ran in an told her dad she was having a baby n the father replied don't worry it may not be yours! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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