What if World War II was fought online, have yall seen this

[Ranger]

> *Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*

> *Eisenhower has joined the game.*

> *paTTon has joined the game.*

> *Churchill has joined the game.*

> *benny-tow has joined the game.*

> *T0J0 has joined the game.*

> *Roosevelt has joined the game.*

> *Stalin has joined the game.*

> *deGaulle has joined the game.*

> Roosevelt: hey sup

> T0J0: **

> Stalin: hi

> Churchill: hi

> Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!

> paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks

> T0JO: lol

> Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!

> benny-tow: haha america sux

> Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?

> Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever

> Stalin: cool

> deGaulle: #### Hitler rushed some1 help

> Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy

> Roosevelt: i dont got crap to help, sry

> Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me

> Roosevelt: get antiair guns

> Churchill: i cant afford them

> benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?

> paTTon: stfu

> Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys

> deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick

> Eisenhower: i cant do sh1t til rosevelt gives me an army

> paTTon: yah hurry the fock up

> Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded

> deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck

> *deGaulle has left the game.*

> Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?

> benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?

> benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?

> Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO

> T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u

> Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses

> T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol

> Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u

> Hitler[AoE]: wtf

> Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge

fockin

army

> Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker

> Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler

> Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!

> T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard

> Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path

> Stalin: u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE

> Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol

> benny-tow: haha

> benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in

italy

soon

> sum1

> T0J0: o sh1t i cant help u i got my hands full

> Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help

> Roosevelt: yah thats right biznitch im comin for ya

> Stalin: church help me

> Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here

> Stalin: dont be an arss

> Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late

> Eisenhower: LOL

> benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help

> Hitler: o man ur focked

> paTTon: oh what now biotch

> Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol

> *benny-tow has been eliminated.*

> benny-tow: lame

> Roosevelt: gj patton

> paTTon: thnx

> Hitler[AoE]: eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t

> Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record

> Eisenhower: Nuts!

> benny~tow: wtf that mean?

> Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped

> paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun c0cksocker

> Stalin: rofl

> T0J0: HAHAHHAA

> Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay

> Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city

> *Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*

> benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself

> Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL

> Stalin: OMG LMAO!

> Hitler[AoE]: i didnt click there omg this game blows

> *Hitler[AoE] has left the game*

> paTTon: hahahhah

> T0J0: my teammates are n00bs

> benny~tow: shut up noob

> Roosevelt: haha wut a moron

> paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?

> Eisenhower: yah me too

> T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol

> Eisenhower: fock u

> paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie

> Stalin: go to hell lol

> paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk

> Eisenhower: yah this is gay

> *Roosevelt has left the game.*

> Hitler[AoE]: wtf?

> Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join

> *tru_m4n has joined the game.*

> tru_m4n: hi all

> T0J0: hey

> Stalin: sup

> Churchill: hi

> tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!

> tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY SH!T I GOT NUKES

> Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz

> tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple

> Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets

> T0J0: wtf is nukes?

> T0J0: holy sh!t holysh!t hoylshti!!!111

> *T0J0 has been eliminated.*

> *The Allied team has won the game!*

> Eisenhower: awesome!

> Churchill: gg noobs no re

> T0J0: thats bullsh!t u fockin suck

> *T0J0 has left the game.*

> *Eisenhower has left the game.*

> Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me

for

> sh!t

> Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss

> tru_m4n: l8r all

> benny~tow: bye

> Churchill: l8r

> Stalin: fock u all

> tru_m4n: shut up commie lol

> *tru_m4n has left the game.*

> benny~tow: lololol u commie

> Churchill: ROFL

> Churchill: bye commie

> *Churchill has left the game.*

> *benny~tow has left the game.*

> Stalin: i hate u all fags

> *Stalin has left the game.*

> paTTon: lol no1 is left

> paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep

> *paTTon has been eliminated.*

> paTTon: o sh!t!

> *paTTon has left the game.*

[joewilly]

thats hilarious