PatsFanTX Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 For example, I can tell you exactly what NOT to do make sure you never end up running a sports website. Yea, like this is really a "sports website". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Yea, like this is really a "sports website". get out of the lounge, tx. you are stinking up the place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 get out of the lounge, tx. you are stinking up the place. I'll gladly get out if you promise to stay here. Deal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 I'll gladly get out if you promise to stay here. Deal? i dont think so. it wouldnt be fair that you are allowed to be the only one to post nonsensical crap in the football forum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormshadow19 Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 So... is this thread missing song lyrics? I was just wondering if you'd come along To hold up my head when my head won't hold on I'll do the same if the same's what you want If not I'll go I will go alone Name the song! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHJF Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Would bang Jessica Alba for 30 seconds (that's all it would take), then spend the other 23 hours, 59 minutes and 30 seconds with my wife and son doing whatever he wanted to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFanByMarriage Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Would bang Jessica Alba for 30 seconds (that's all it would take), then spend the other 23 hours, 59 minutes and 30 seconds with my wife and son doing whatever he wanted to do. Not to be like Tx but: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHJF Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Not to be like Tx but: What's the shock for: the 30 second coitus or the act of adultery? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFanByMarriage Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 What's the shock for: the 30 second coitus or the act of adultery? Well let's put it this way. I would feel bad for jessica for the 30 seconds AND I would feel bad for your wife for your act of adultery! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHJF Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Well let's put it this way. I would feel bad for jessica for the 30 seconds AND I would feel bad for your wife for your act of adultery! I look at it this way: The wife will eventually remarry and be banging someone else. And I'm sure it wouldn't take much for Jess to get over the 30 seconds of sheer bliss I'd give her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 I would probably take my life savings and go to the strip club. I would test to see if the alcohol poisoning could kill me before the disease could. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 I look at it this way: The wife will eventually remarry and be banging someone else. You might want to use another word instead of "eventually". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHJF Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 You might want to use another word instead of "eventually". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFanByMarriage Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 I look at it this way: The wife will eventually remarry and be banging someone else. And I'm sure it wouldn't take much for Jess to get over the 30 seconds of sheer bliss I'd give her. You better die quickly or your wife might end up helping the process out a little. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHJF Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 You better die quickly or your wife might end up helping the process out a little. Nah, she's my Angel. I'd never do anything to jeopardize our relationship. Unless, of course, I only had 24 hours to live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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