cindy Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 Just trying to head off the inevitable gay pickup at the rest stop talk. head off was probably the wrong turn of phrase, then... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JADEDGREEN Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 http://www.truckerpersonals.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 head off was probably the wrong turn of phrase, then... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JADEDGREEN Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 nipple police? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 head off was probably the wrong turn of phrase, then... You have to give them something 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JADEDGREEN Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 Dom circumcised him, and SIK wants pictures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 ... you want pics of that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JADEDGREEN Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 You are surprised? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 ... um... yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 even I don't want pics of that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JADEDGREEN Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 I banned myself from the picture thread, but Gato is still out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 you don't have to ban yourself, you just can't post porn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JADEDGREEN Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 Someone would find a nipple in a bread pudding recipe, trust me it's better this way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 please. your nipples were hardly subtle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JADEDGREEN Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 They are real, and they are spectacular! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 They are real, and they are spectacular! You have biatch t!ts...so no thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JADEDGREEN Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 (edited) Hold the Milk, Put back the sugar They are powerless to console We've gathered here to sprinkle ashes from our late friends cereal bowl. Breakfast clubbers say the motto that he taught us to repeat "You will lose it in your gym class if you wait till noon to eat" Back when the chess club said our eggs were soft Every Monday he'd say grace and hold our juice aloft Oh none of us knew his check out time would come so soon but before his brain stopped waving he composed this tune When the toast is burned And all the milk has turned And Captain Crunch is waving farewell When the big one finds you May this song remind you That they don't serve breakfast in hell Breakfast clubbers drop the hankies Though to some our friend was odd That day he bought those pine pajamas His check was good with God Those here without the Lord How do you cope For this morning we don't mourn Like those who have no hope Oh rise up Fruit Loop lovers Sing out sweet and low With spoons held high We bid our brother "Cheerio"!!! When the toast is burned And all the milk has turned And Captain Crunch is waving farewell When the big one finds you May this song remind you That they don't serve breakfast in hell Edited April 16, 2013 by JADEDGREEN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 4 day work weeks suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JADEDGREEN Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 could be worse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 I like 'em, but only at the end. RIght now I am slaving so that I can enjoy Friday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JADEDGREEN Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 today sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 Yesterday I went to some Thai place and had the "Kapow!" Mostly because I like saying KAPOW! "You like spicy?" Yes, I like spicy, but still probably not the best choice for a 10 p.m. dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JADEDGREEN Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 Kaplooie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 Actually, I usually say WAAAAAH POOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JADEDGREEN Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 Kaplunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 Kaplooie The fourth muskateer? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PFSIKH Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 Kaplunk I would think it is more of a watery explosive noise....but maybe that is just me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JADEDGREEN Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 Kreplach 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 Close, but not quite there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JADEDGREEN Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 More salt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 No...Starbucks products maybe to get the airy bubbling exploding ass burst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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