OtherwiseHappyinLife Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 1. Bet on other team 2. Drink a shot every time we run for no more than 3 yards on first down 3. Smoke a joint every time we give up a 3rd and long. 2 hits every time it’s longer than 3rd and 20 4. Pretend GVR is protecting your arch nemesis and revel when the latter breaks free 5. Wear pants over your head + soundproof earphones. Eat chicken wings and drink beer through the zipper for 3 hours 6. Pay wife or girlfriend to ‘touch you’ every first down the other team gets 7. Recall the last time you had Kidney Stones and how much better you feel now 8. Play ‘Enter Sandman’ when Jets are in their own third and long, facing an all out blitz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebuzzardman Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 I set up a machine to kick me in the nuts for 3 hours each Sunday. Just seemed easier and no commercials. 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Things Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 After that horrible performance yesterday, I will no longer be watching games with my pants around my ankles. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebuzzardman Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 Jets so bad it's indescribable. When that's the case, only poetry will suffice: Who knew That the Green Machine Was a giant teal machine dildo pumping furiously into the anus of your soul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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