GreenBeans Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 It was just a matter of time before #22, the guy who fell to the Jets in the second round despite a crazy amount of athletic ability, did something stupid. Being a professional athlete in the 21st century demands good behavior or else you end up having your exploits told by the media or on message boards like JetNation. The world is all about instant information - not much can be hidden for long in the age of the internet. Or even worse, you can be stupid about things on your own and post pictures of yourself - like Miller did on MySpace. JetNation had pictures of Miller (and other young Jets) partying in NYC posted here and while they were not bad, they were probably not what the NFL would want to see of its young players. We all know athletes throughout time have not been model citizens, but in this day and age we see everything they do almost instantly. Shame on Miller - especially with the Jets emphasis "Core Values" - for being a dumb a$s at 4am. Enough from me, on to the fun stuff.... ----- Originally Posted by Lady Jet I found Green Gal's title. (Editor's Note: Two-fer's is on Tuesday, not Thursday. Only one Acid Queen at a time, please.) ----- Originally Posted by SouthernJet Would like to fly up with Johnny/Johnny brother/GreenBeans/Heelz for a game/tailgate this year. Cant do opening week or Giants game... What are some good dates where many fans will be there or flying in? Thanks... Originally Posted by faba We could call it The Turd Convention annual outing. Originally Posted by joewilly haha did you mean to say annual or anal? gonna try to make it up for a game myself (Editor's Note: He meant for you to combine them to the "Annual anal" - SJ only allows himself to have that kind of fun once a year...) ----- Originally Posted by Panzer Division Marduk Guess you also forgot Greenbeans has banned any nominations from you in connection with BB threads. (Editor's Note: Thank you for paying attention, Panzer. Learn from PDM, 128...) ----- Originally Posted by Bob I can say that, strictly on a superficial level, I would happily couple with 99 of them. The other one is computer generated. Being strictly grounded in reality, however, I know that an average-looking, 44-year-old guy with no fame and little money has a better chance of drinking beer with Jesus. Besides, I already have a better woman than I deserve. Originally Posted by TaborJet Your wife posts on here, too? (Editor's Note: Ahhh, so that's where the "kinder, gentler" Bob came from, huh? Is Garb really Mrs. Bob?) ----- Originally Posted by ecurb2369 Here is mine as of now... Offense Quarterback - Pennington - Clemens - Tuiasosopo Running Back - Pennington - Jones - Washington - Houston Full Back - Pennington - Barnes - Tutt Wide Receiver 1 - Pennington - Coles - Mcareins - Stuckey Wide Receiver 2 - Pennington - Cotchery - Smith - Dwight Tight End - Pennington - Baker - Ryan - Pociask Right Tackle - Pennington - Clement - A. Jones - Bender Right Guard - Pennington - Moore - A. Jones - Bender Center - Pennington - Mangold - W. Smith Left Guard - Pennington - Kendall - W. Smith Left Tackle - Pennington - Ferguson - Blanton Defense Right Defensive End - Pennington - Coleman - Hamilton - Von Oelhoffen Nose Tackle - Pennington - Robertson - Pouha Left Defensive End - Pennington - Ellis - Haynes Right Outside Linebacker - Pennington - Thomas - Adams - Chatham Right Inside Linebacker - Pennington - Vilma - Kassell - Schlegal Left Inside Linebacker - Pennington - Harris - Barton - Bowens Left Outside Linebacker - Pennington - Hobson - Chatham - Adams Right Cornerback - Pennington - Revis - Miller - Poteat Free Safety - Pennington - Rhodes - Washington Strong Safety - Pennington - Coleman - Smith Left Cornerback - Pennington - Dyson - Coleman - Barrett Special Teams Kicker - Pennington - Nugent Punter - Pennington - Graham Kick Offs - Pennington - Nugent KO Returner - Pennington - Miller - Cotchery Punt Returner - Pennington - Revis Long Snapper - Pennington - Dearth Holder - Pennington - Graham Originally Posted by Sperm Edwards Nothing shocking here. (Editor's Note: What do you mean nothing shocking - why isn't Pennington listed as the head flag boy AND the head cheerleader? You're slipping, e.) ----- Originally Posted by SoFlaJets Who would really feel comfortable having Clemens' first start be against New England? Originally Posted by Max Just about everyone on the Patriots (team and staff) as well as most of their fanbase. Other than that I can't really think of anyone. (Editor's Note: I'd be comfy with the Rocket starting against New England, wouldn't you be?) ----- Topic: So...I'm gonna be 30 this yr... Originally Posted by Smizzy what is JetNation doing for my birthday? July 5th people....get planning someting. I want a party or a gift. Get with the program, damn it. Originally Posted by GREENSMACKS ill get you a free sample of viagra (Editor's Note: Just when you thought Smizzy couldn't be more of a hard-on...) ----- Originally Posted by Garb I had an epiphany this morning: Although I don't care what people from other countries think of we American Citizens, I understand why, generally speaking, they think we are awful. We have become such whiney, spoiled, pretentious, entitled little biatches. There are counties where people are abducted from their bed's, in the middle of the nite, because they had the audacity to speak out against their government. What do we do? Complain about some restaurants policy on cooking temperature. Like Max has said on several occasions, America is great. I love it. (The Nomination: " Hold onto your knickers, Garb, and make sure you're sitting down. This is going to shock you." - Bob) (Editor's Note: Far We've been travelling far Without a home But not without a star Free Only want to be free We huddle close Hang on to a dream On the boats and on the planes They're coming to America Never looking back again They're coming to America Home, don't it seem so far away Oh, we're travelling light today In the eye of the storm In the eye of the storm Home, to a new and a shiny place Make our bed, and we'll say our grace Freedom's light burning warm Freedom's light burning warm Everywhere around the world They're coming to America Every time that flag's unfurled They're coming to America Got a dream to take them there They're coming to America Got a dream they've come to share They're coming to America They're coming to America They're coming to America They're coming to America They're coming to America Today, today, today, today, today My country 'tis of thee (Today) Sweet land of liberty (today) Of thee I sing (today) Of thee I sing (today) And Bob offered Garb a SHOCKER, too. What a post...) ----- Topic: nfl q'back challenge here in cayman Residents of the Cayman Islands and guests who are here to witness this historical event Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted May 24, 2007 Author Share Posted May 24, 2007 Topic: Justin Miller Arrested Originally Posted by jetfuel I love how it just assumed that Revis would take over the Kick Returner duties. You are talking about a guy who projects as the #1 CB on the team. I'm not saying he will be right away but to risk him on returns is not the way to go. Also, Miller is not so easily replaced in that role. The guy is a threat to break one every time he touches the ball and has proved that on many of his returns. He had many big returns that either set them up to win a game or got them back in to a game they were out of. Field position is key to winning football games and Miller is the key to the Jets field position. Why would Miller be returning punts anyway? That is Leon Washington's job the last time I checked. Also, returning and fielding punts is actually much different than a kickoff. There is much more of a chance for their to be spin on the ball and much less time to prepare to run it back. As far as him being suspended, it is counter-productive to the team right now. I'm not saying that if he is guilty they should just let him off but Mangini should let the league handle that sort of thing. They need as many game-ready CB's as they can have this year with all the moves New England made. Miller is better as a nickel or dime back than anyone they are gonna find at this point in time. Maybe he should be given a game or two by Mangini but let's not get nuts here. This is his first offense as a member of the NFL IF he is even guilty. Goodell will not be able to hand out a big suspension. Even if he is guilty, the guy got into a fight at a club which is stupid but really not that big of a deal when compared to other offenses that have been committed by NFL players. (Editor's Note: Justin Miller better be in the best shape of his life when camp starts, me thinks...) ----- Originally Posted by afosomf you of all people should know i am a luva not a fighter! Comparing a funny person like Simmons to Max is like comparing Richard Prior to Ellen Degenerate Originally Posted by Garb Well, Max has that sarcastic thing going on.....the ego is ever-growing.....and he indulges his feminine side, I think he and Bill Simmons have a lot in common. Plus I hear they both had sex with Sooth....so there you go. (Editor's Note: So is Bill Simmons the REAL reason for the JI/JN split all of those years ago? I bought that flunky stuff hook, line, and sinker - such a fool I am...) ----- Originally Posted by Ghost Who the hell are those chicks on your myspace ? Originally Posted by joebabyny My sisters, we are really close, lol (Editor's Note: joebabywv? joebabymississippi? joebabyalabama?) ----- Originally Posted by P2C The NFL Network is Re-airing the Monday Night Miracle game against the Fins from 2000 in it's entirety...this Thursday, the 24th at 8 PM. Get your DVD recorders ready! Originally Posted by Bill Parcells Thanks! You should start a thread over at finheaven too (Editor's Note: No one from finheaven will watch it - they still believe they won that game after three quarters...) ----- Originally Posted by Ryno the Jet You are one of the kids I am talking about, obviously, as you still think that this action is not significant enough to warrant the NFL's involvement. Vick has had incident after incident leading up to this. My opinion has nothing to do with my love for dogs; I love my two, but I am not a huge dog person anyway. Regardless, if it were illegal midget wrestling, i would still support the league's involvement. Professional athletes are becoming above the law, or at least they seem to feel that way, and it is high time that repercussions stem from illegal or unethical actions taken by these players. I am all for having a private personal life, but it goes with his job. With fame comes privacy invasion, which is partially the reason for their ridiculously high salaries; however, anyone involved in such vile acts should not be free to do so just because they are in the privacy of their residence. The NFL should be involved because they are protecting their assets, as should the Falcons. What you do at home is your business, so long as it does not affect the well being of others, and so long as it is not against the laws of your country to do so. Originally Posted by johnny green balls good post, besides, there isn't a employer outside of the porn industry that believes what you do away from the job is none of their business-- if i got arrested for drugs, felonious dog fighting, evading the police, etc etc i'd be fired instantly as would 95% of people in the real world. 124 seems to be advocating heightened privacy for pro athletes than a working joe making a hundreth what these turds "earn," in fact, his opinion proves the very point made here: the public seems complicit to allow these guys to get away with murder (in at least one case, quite literally) just because we enjoy watching them on sundays. this backlash is long overdue and a necessary business move by the NFL to prevent it from sliding into NBA-type obscurity. sports needs players who people actually care about, otherwise it's just a bunch of thugs running around with a ball. (Editor's Note: Spot on, johnny, and spot on with this line Ryno - "The NFL should be involved because they are protecting their assets, as should the Falcons." ) ----- Originally Posted by joewilly have fun 13. durango colo is a great town. be sure to take the train ride to silverton & ouray roundtrip. It is awesome & bring you're camera. mesa verde nat'l park is nearby & a must see as well. I horsebacked for 2 weeks into the uinta mts in utah. I was never so sore ....ever Originally Posted by Green DNA What about the morning after the JN Christmas party? (Editor's Note: He was only sore for a 12 hours after the party - not even close to 2 weeks. ) ----- Topic: lurker=sooth Originally Posted by jetsrule128 he gave me bad rep Originally Posted by Bob Maybe we've been too quick to judge him. (Editor's Note: Zing - Bob with a quick right and down goes 128...) ----- Originally Posted by ecurb2369 Justin Miller is a complete moron... especially to do this right during mini camp... Focus on your job, your being paid millions... I hate people like him... (Editor's Note: You are correct - Miller is not the sharpest tool in the shed, but "hate" is a strong word...) ----- Topic: African battle between Water buffalo/Lions and crocodiles in a battle royal Originally Posted by Bill Parcells Africa lives! LU8DDYz68kM Originally Posted by Green DNA Did this take place in Michael Vick's house? (Editor's Note: It's actually Ron Mexico's house, Mike just visits from time to time...) ----- Topic: Smizzy Is the World's Biggest Dick ! Originally Posted by Smizzy Please let's keep all the love for me in here. You think I'm a dick...you think I favor the ladies...you think I'm a power hungy Mod? Awesome...tell me in this thread and let's not let this topic bleed into the other convesations. Originally Posted by TaborJet (Editor's Note: Not just a dick but a big, yellow, curved dick, it seems. One question, though - why are "Smizzy" and "dick" such popular items this week? Finally catching up with him, I guess...) ----- Topic: Smizzy Is the World's Biggest Dick ! Originally Posted by Boozer76 I love ya man!!! Originally Posted by Boozer76 Wait a minute, I though this thread said Smizzy HAS the world's biggest D*ck, which was why I proclaimed my love so quickly. Now that I read the title correctly, I'd like to recant. Boy do I feel like an idiot. (Editor's Note: Smizzy disaapoints once again...) ----- Originally Posted by Smizzy you should see my balls. Originally Posted by Arsis I'm looking. Originally Posted by Smizzy They shouldn't be hard to find...I just put them on Ecrubs chin. (Editor's Note: Smizzy is really Chad Pennington?) ----- Topic: Report: Giambi fails amphetamines test Originally Posted by AirForceJetFan Report: Giambi fails amphetamines test May 23, 2007 NEW YORK (AP) -- Jason Giambi failed an amphetamines test within the last year, the Daily News reported Wednesday. The newspaper reported that with the failed amphetamines test, Giambi has been subjected to six additional tests for one year. The newspaper did not cite any sources in its report. Giambi declined comment to the newspaper before the New York Yankees' 7-3 loss to the Boston Red Sox on Tuesday night. The Yankees slugger recently said in a USA Today interview that he was "probably tested more than anybody else." Before the failed test, lawyers for the commissioner's office and the players' association held more conversations Tuesday on a possible meeting with Giambi but it remained uncertain when or if such a gathering would take place. Lawyers for Major League Baseball would like to talk to Giambi about comments in last Friday's editions of USA Today. "I was wrong for doing that stuff," the New York Yankees designated hitter was quoted as saying, remarks some have interpreted as an admission of steroids use. Management lawyers would like to hold the meeting as soon as is practicable. The failed amphetamines test most likely wouldn't be discussed at a meeting since MLB policy is to keep a first positive test secret. Hall of Famer Frank Robinson took issue with one of Giambi's comments. "What we should have done a long time ago was stand up -- players, ownership, everybody -- and said: 'We made a mistake,"' Giambi was quoted as saying. "We should have apologized back then and made sure we had a rule in place and gone forward. ... Steroids and all of that was a part of history. But it was a topic that everybody wanted to avoid. Nobody wanted to talk about it." Robinson said Giambi should speak for himself. "If Jason wants to confess, then he should come out and say: `I'm guilty. I apologize. I apologize to baseball. I apologize to all the fans that have supported me and supported baseball over the years. And I will clean up my act and promise you I will not do anything like this again,"' Robinson said during an interview on ESPN. "He should not drag others into (it), because when he says baseball, that includes everybody in baseball." Before the Yankees played Boston on Tuesday night, Giambi was asked about a report in the New York Post that said the Los Angeles Angels had an interest in acquiring him. Giambi has a full no-trade clause. "This is all news to me. I'm a Yankee," he said. "It's kind of fun to read. I never asked for it." Originally Posted by Smizzy Dear Juicin Jason... Pack your bags and move on. Love, Yankee fans everywhere (Editor's Note: Amen.) ----- Topic: Outlandish Prediction for 2007 Originally Posted by johnny green balls (1) chiefs make the playoffs with a 7-9 record, herm edwards tells reporters the chiefs didn't back into the playoffs, "so? it ain't my fault that the colts and the jets planes collided in mid-air opening up two playoff spots. we didn't die, they did, we did what we had to." (Editor's Note: Not everyone gets one of these letters, and we chased the chickens and swept the corners to get one, so I'm not going to apologize for that, in my opinion.) ----- Originally Posted by ecurb2369 How many times has the phrase... "what were you smoking/drinking when you typed that?" been used and will be used in the future without being deleted and looked at as a personal attack? This only spurred a challenge because it seemed like just a normal funny comment... no big deal... Im sure Bren can handle a drunk joke... and if she cant... she shouldnt make it known to the general public that she posts when drunk... This was far from the "dogs" being on her is all.... I understand the need to watch out for the ladies... this was just way overboard IMO and resembled actions taken at the other place... that doesnt mean I think the two are anything like eachother... Originally Posted by Smizzy Let me be honest for a second here...I don't give a f**k. If I thought the comment was unnecessary and deleted it...who are you to challange my decision? I have this job because max trusts me to make these decisions. Overboard....is you guys telling me for 3 pages I should let you do whatever you feel like. Originally Posted by joewilly just my 2 cents worth. I didn't care for ecurbs comment either & thought it was in poor taste. I probably fall into the overprotective category when it comes to the women of jn too. sj had a good point regarding limo but these girls are not limo by any stretch. (Editor's Note: Overprotective? Are you double baggin'?) ----- Topic: Golfer killed after cart plunges 75 feet off cliff Originally Posted by Bob I wonder if his buddies finished the round. (Editor's Note: Only if their cart had the cooler.) ----- Originally Posted by Jet Moses I'm not trying to be a jerk, but the only thing I got out of this opening statement is a huge rationalization of the incident. Nobody has heard Justin Miller's side of the story yet which is to be expected with charges being filed. Totally disagree. So far, we have two accounts of the incident. The first one goes something like this: It's 4 AM in a club, Justin Miller takes a swing at some dude, misses, and ends up landing his fist in a girls face. Justin Miller then runs away, where he is later cornered in a parking garage by the police. The second story goes like this: The victim and her friends are walking down the street, when they are confronted by Miller and his friends. Miller makes a lewd comment at the victim, the victim verbally responds, and Miller punches her in the face. OK, two stories. The second one obviously came from the victim and her friends. The first story came from... where? Let me venture a guess, it came from Miller or one of his friends. Nobody has heard anything but the account of the girl who claims he hit her and her friends and that Justin ran to a parking garage as if he was trying to avoid the Patriots' coverage team. It was said that he ran from the copsOriginally but the new account, according to the girl who claims Miller hit her because she wouldn't hook up with him, sounds more like he was running from her friends and then was arrested because of the claims that were made by those outside the club. "Wouldn't hook up with him"??? You make it sound like he was asking her for a date. OK, let's pretend he was a complete gentleman, and she was impolite in waiving off his request at her hand. So he punches her in the face? If people want to make a joke out of it they can, but we are supposed to be a country that gives a person the benefit of the doubt and at the very least wait until we hear the whole story before we hang a guy. Unfortunately we have become a place that has to have everything right away and just jump on something the second we hear it. I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted May 24, 2007 Author Share Posted May 24, 2007 Topic: Woody please no PSL's Originally Posted by Green DNA I can't see them splitting the cost of the PSL. Each team will want to have the opportunity to reward their loyal fans by bending them over the kitchen sink and anally raping them. Woody has shown that revenue is king by the guaranteed annual price increases that he imposes. Both Jets and Vagiants fans will pay the full freight. (Editor's Note: Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding....we have a winner. No way a billionaire passes on maing a few more million...) ----- Originally Posted by Sperm Edwards The women here have as thick of skin as one could imagine. If they didn't, they'd have stopped posting here long ago. Women who love football & talking about football are sacred. My father taught this to me. He was right. The JN women don't send out blanket emails to the mods complaining about this or that poster (though they probably have had many occasions to justify doing so). I've lost count of how many we've received from some "men" who cry like little bitches. Even so, this is not a "we're all the same" website any more than life is. Women and men are not the same; physically, emotionally, or socially. A grown man knows that you treat women differently than you do your drunk buddies. And yes, that includes taking more than you dish out. The mods here are not your parents & are not inclined to explain why this is so. It just is. If this is too much to handle, then don't interact with them. We will continue to delete posts we feel are inappropriate. If the same person causes us to keep deleting his posts, that person will be on either temporary or permanent vacation. This system has worked well here & we are going to continue to do what we feel is in the best interest of JetNation. This isn't for financial gain or personal vendettas. We love this place & want to keep it as a place we love. (Editor's Note: Thank you to Max and the mods for their work!) ----- Originally Posted by Sperm Edwards Oh, and Smizzy is a fag. He told Thor he is "Mr. Glory Hole" for the week he was made a mod. To the surprise of none of us, Thor did not protest much. And this is not a personal attack on Smizzy. I like Smizzy. He let me borrow his office twice that week while he was out. Good times. (Editor's Note: Max and the mods say thank you to Thor for his work!) ----- Originally Posted by Bill Parcells female sharks are known to sometimes 'store' sperm for future use Originally Posted by Sperm Edwards Very wise of them. You never know when there's going to be a Hermie thread. Best to always be prepared. (Editor's Note: Who knew that Sperm Edwards was a boy scout? "Be Prepared"...) ----- Originally Posted by Arsis Garb is a robot sent from the future to destroy fun (Editor's Note: - Is this why people say Garbie is so cold? "You could be mi-e-ine....") ----- Topic: Chadiha: Super Bowl should stick to 5 cities - ESPN.com Originally Posted by Arsis Football is supposed to be played in the cold, in the rain and snow. This isn't baseball where we call the game off when it drizzles. (Editor's Note: That stuff is just for the regular season when all of the rich folks and corportaions can get a sky box and the rest of the joe-blows can just deal with "football weather". The SuperBowl has to have just the right temperature so that the rich, corporate "fans" do not get cold or damp...Boo-hoo.) ----- Topic: Herm brings up New York in his latests Q&A Originally Posted by johnny green balls how the **** does this numbskull find time for a 12 page interview every other day? this one interview contains more words than mangini has spoken to his wife in 10 years!! (Editor's Note: Is anyone else really sad that Herman has taken his BBQ to KC? Look at all of the off season articles we're missing out on...) ----- Originally Posted by PFSIKH Cartman's Mom Originally Posted by strange_andy She's a big fat bitch... Originally Posted by #27TheDominator Not at all. That was Kyle's mom. Kyles mom is a stupid bitch she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls, shes stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch bitch, bitch, bitch, Monday's she's a bitch, Tuesdays she's a bitch, Wednesdays just to be different she's a super king kamehameh bitch. She's a big fat bitch and she has stupid hair. Cartman's mom was on the cover of Crack Whore magazine. (Editor's Note: "I love you guys... eh, screw you guys." - Cartman) ----- Originally Posted by Smizzy (Do) you think I'm a dick? Awesome...tell me in this thread and let's not let this topic bleed into the other convesations. Originally Posted by DHJF Yes. (Editor's Note: Nice.) ----- Topic: If you were desperate, would you hit it? Originally Posted by Alk If that chick played basketball and promised not to strap those puppies down I guarantee the seats would be filled every night. (Editor's Note: Not a chance, but get Jessica Simpson, Jennie Hewett, and Angelina Jolie on a team and I'm there every game, front row...) ----- And this week's winner: Originally Posted by Sperm Edwards me, me, me lol It Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 congrats spermedwards & thanks to you beans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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