djaparz Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was sizable movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried The husband said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjets Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 good one DJ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 A drunk walks up to the host at a party and asks, "Do you have green toilet paper that says '**** you!'? The host says, "What the hell are you talking about? Of course I don't have green toilet paper that says '**** you!'" "That's what I was afraid of," said the drunk. "I think I just wiped my ass with your parrot." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets28 Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was sizable movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried The husband said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked". ...heard that one once before and its still funny... ...Bob, that was nasty... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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