Humor......

[#90]

Subject: SON IN LAW

As a woman passed her daughter's closed

bedroom door, she hears a strange buzzing noise

coming from within. Opening the door, she observed

her daughter giving herself a real workout with a

vibrator. Shocked, she asked, What in the world are

you doing?" The daughter replied, "Mom, I'm

thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this is about

as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go

away and leave me alone."

The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz

coming from the other side of the closed bedroom

door. Upon entering the room, he observed his

daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.

To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter

said, "Dad, I'm thirty five years old, unmarried, and

this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a

husband. Please, go away and leave me alone."

A couple days later, the wife came home from a

shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen

counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from,

of all places, the family room. She entered that

area and observed her husband sitting on the couch,

staring at the TV. The vibrator was next to him on

the couch, buzzing like crazy. The wife asked in a

demanding tone, "What the hell are you doing?"

The husband replied: " I'm watching the hockey

game with my son-in-law