The OFFICIAL Patriot Troll Excuse Thread

[kleck073]

As the Jets will never get credit for a hard fought victory over the Pats*, we should just start one thread to consolidate all the excuses that Patriot Trolls will provide.

As a matter of full disclosure, I would like to throw in the following past Jets excuses to ensure a fair and balanced accounting this evening:

#1 - Herman Edwards was our head coach.

#2 - Dewayne Robertson

#3 - We don't videotape opponents

#4 - Noodle Arm Pennington threw a pick 6

#5 - The offensive line is a seive

#6 - Cedric Houston was our starting running back

#7- The refs hate us

#8 - [Name your favorite Jet] was hurt and out for the year

To get our Patriots trolls started, here a few decent excuses:

#1 - Tom Brady is out for the year

#2 - We can't videotape anymore

#3 - Ty Warren, Adalius Thomas and Rodney Harrison were out

#4 - Our genius head coach decided to go for it instead of taking the easy 3 pts

Please add as necessary...

[RSJ]

Bob Kraft couldn't get from dunkin donuts to the field fast enough to pay off the refs.

[serphnx]

I'm pretty sure most of them were at the game, so you'll have to wait until tomorrow morning. I'm hoping they at least have the class to congratulate us on the win, we'll see.

[Jetsrockmyworld]

As the Jets will never get credit for a hard fought victory over the Pats*, we should just start one thread to consolidate all the excuses that Patriot Trolls will provide.

As a matter of full disclosure, I would like to throw in the following past Jets excuses to ensure a fair and balanced accounting this evening:

#1 - Herman Edwards was our head coach.

#2 - Dewayne Robertson

#3 - We don't videotape opponents

#4 - Noodle Arm Pennington threw a pick 6

#5 - The offensive line is a seive

#6 - Cedric Houston was our starting running back

#7- The refs hate us

#8 - [Name your favorite Jet] was hurt and out for the year

To get our Patriots trolls started, here a few decent excuses:

#1 - Tom Brady is out for the year

#2 - We can't videotape anymore

#3 - Ty Warren, Adalius Thomas and Rodney Harrison were out

#4 - Our genius head coach decided to go for it instead of taking the easy 3 pts

Please add as necessary...

We rule, despite that loss to the Raiders.