Borgoguy Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Yesterday's Shawn Ellis snowball incident in Seattle gave me an idea. Much like audiences did to show their displeasure to awful Vaudeville acts, why don't all season ticket holders show up for the Miami game loaded to the gills with eggs, tomatoes, cabbage, or any other fruit or vegetable you can get into the stadium. When the Jests trot onto the field, let 'em have it. This won't solve our problems, but it will make us feel better and embarrass those gutless frauds on national TV. I think it would be somewhat cathartic for us all. I, personally, will be, forever, in your debt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4HCrew Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 yawn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted December 22, 2008 Author Share Posted December 22, 2008 yawn What are you bringing, dunce? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishooked Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Farts are easier to sneak in. Can I fart in their general direction? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted December 22, 2008 Author Share Posted December 22, 2008 Farts are easier to sneak in. Can I fart in their general direction? As long as they are explosive and in Mangini's face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishooked Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 As long as they are explosive and in Mangini's face. That might be difficult to arrange. I should just mail him a box of my own leavings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 That might be difficult to arrange. I should just mail him a box of my own leavings. The NFL Gestapo will test the DNA, identify you, drag you out of your house and throw you in their version of Gitmo which, I believe, is underneath the stadium in Philadelphia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted December 22, 2008 Author Share Posted December 22, 2008 The NFL Gestapo will test the DNA, identify you, drag you out of your house and throw you in their version of Gitmo which, I believe, is underneath the stadium in Philadelphia. Wouldn't it be poetic justice if the hurled stool that hits Mangini is tested and they trace it back irrefutably to Woody Johnson? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelticwizard Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Greet the Jests Greet the Jests Step right up and beat the Jests Bring your kiddies Bring your wife Guaranteed to have the time of your life Because the Jests are really droppin' that ball Blowin' those games and blaming ref's calls East Side, West Side Everybody's coming down To greet the J-E-S-T-S from New York town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted December 22, 2008 Author Share Posted December 22, 2008 Greet the Jests Greet the Jests Step right up and beat the Jests Bring your kiddies Bring your wife Guaranteed to have the time of your life Because the Jests are really droppin' that ball Blowin' those games and blaming ref's calls East Side, West Side Everybody's coming down To greet the J-E-S-T-S from New York town. LOL! Brilliantly executed, KW. I was hoping someone would get that reference. Why am I laughing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Farts are easier to sneak in. Can I fart in their general direction? Maybe you could set up a catapult in the parking lot, and fire a cow into the stadium instead - with a bit of luck you might crush Sutton! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted December 22, 2008 Author Share Posted December 22, 2008 Maybe you could set up a catapult in the parking lot, and fire a cow into the stadium instead - with a bit of luck you might crush Sutton! Forget it. Mangini would have that thing butchered and on a spit before you knew what happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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