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Greetings from So Cal , just had another earthquake 5.3


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I'm going on my first vacation in five years. Guess where? I leave monday. That gives me just three days to get my karma in order. Anyone need a favor?

I have this odd swelling in my groin, actually. Turn me down and you'll fall into a fissure in the earth and burn to death in a pool of molten lava. Your choice, buddy.

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I have this odd swelling in my groin, actually. Turn me down and you'll fall into a fissure in the earth and burn to death in a pool of molten lava. Your choice, buddy.

Decisions...decisions...An odd swelling you say? Groin, is it? I'll have to get back to you. suddenly burning to death in molten lava doesn't seem quite so unappealing.

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Decisions...decisions...An odd swelling you say? Groin, is it? I'll have to get back to you. suddenly burning to death in molten lava doesn't seem quite so unappealing.

:lol: It's probably for the best. If you went through with it you'd probably want to gargle the lava anyway.

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