Jetfan13 Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 >>ITALIAN BOY CONFESSION >> >>Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman. >> >>The priest ask, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi? >> >>Yes, Father it is. >> >>And who was the woman you were with? >> >>I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation. >> >>Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, >>so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti? >> >>I cannot say. >> >>Was it Teresa Volpe? >> >>I'll never tell. >> >>Was it Nina Capeli? >> >>I'm sorry but I cannot name her. >> >>Was it Cathy Piriano? >> >>My lips are sealed. >> >>Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then? >> >>Please, Father, I cannot tell you. >> >>The priest sighs in frustration. You're very tight lipped, Johnny Parisi >>and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. >>You cannot attend church services for 4 months. Now you go and behave >>yourself. >> >>Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and >>whispers, >>"What'd you get?" >> >>"Four months vacation and five good leads . . ." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gang Green Girl Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 That was awful. Stick to the "I love Herm" threads, Al. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetfan13 Posted November 30, 2005 Author Share Posted November 30, 2005 That was awful. Stick to the "I love Herm" threads, Al. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets28 Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 >>ITALIAN BOY CONFESSION >> >>Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman. >> >>The priest ask, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi? >> >>Yes, Father it is. >> >>And who was the woman you were with? >> >>I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation. >> >>Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, >>so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti? >> >>I cannot say. >> >>Was it Teresa Volpe? >> >>I'll never tell. >> >>Was it Nina Capeli? >> >>I'm sorry but I cannot name her. >> >>Was it Cathy Piriano? >> >>My lips are sealed. >> >>Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then? >> >>Please, Father, I cannot tell you. >> >>The priest sighs in frustration. You're very tight lipped, Johnny Parisi >>and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. >>You cannot attend church services for 4 months. Now you go and behave >>yourself. >> >>Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and >>whispers, >>"What'd you get?" >> >>"Four months vacation and five good leads . . ." ...I cant wait to see you Al. That was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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