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1 hour ago, Sperm Edwards said:

You are one devilish bitch when you want to be. 

hahaha that was actually in my wedding vows. the Priest said, do you Lauren, take this devilish little bitch...

She said yes so I had no motivation to change my ways.

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8 hours ago, Sperm Edwards said:

 

 

The underlying humor in all this is that 80 doesn’t know what I do without even asking:

The odds that you looked up anything at all, or that you would even know where to find such a stat, are lower than the odds of my buying an authentic, autographed Mosley jersey and wearing it to hungrily fellate Bill Belichick after he went on a 5-day streak of doing yard work in the summer sun without bathing.

I’d say well played if that very thought didn’t make me so sick. 🤢 

 

8 hours ago, Maxman said:

Yeah I thought it was clearly obvious that I didn't look anything up LOL.

I’m very gullible.  Once, I was told that if you say the word “gullible” really slowly over and over, it’ll start to sound like “green bears”.  Took me way too long to realize I was being pranked, lol.

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