Panzer Division Marduk Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 There was a man called Max Reason wasn't his game. He thought himself king of the net, Then the men in white coats came. He tried to pass the site off to Guns, to get it out of its rut, but Guns had a more important thing to do, A stake out on a doughnut. As the site fell into ruin, a clear case of neglect. A Patsie infestation then arose, showing a clear lack of respect. A certain poster then tried at length, a discourse on fake grass. It didn't go the way he wanted, and bit him on the ass. The women tried valiantly, to put in place a fix. Their efforts were stopped by Alk, who showed Bren how to post pix. The place needs a new boss, infintely better than GOB. He's the fellow with the tache, The one true Bob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted November 17, 2006 Author Share Posted November 17, 2006 Today is the last day for entries to be considered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetCane Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 They started as The Titans but they werent too good at fightin' They moved to Shea and became the Jets But didnt like sharing the place with the Mets Sonny Werblin showed his cajones and signed Broadway Joe for 407K bones Then came The Guarantee that put them on the map when they shocked the world and made Shula look like a sap They moved to Jersey and roomed with the Gnats They changed their look and wore different hats They had some good teams and they had a goal but that came apart in the rain and Mud Bowl Their fans suffered through years of ignominy Including Coach Kotite who was such a big ninny Along came Parcells who brought them credibility But that dream died too in Denver's facility The Edwards regime was just too darn talky The HC displayed he could not chew gum and walky Then Woody pulled a Houdini and from his bag pulled a Mangini The growing pains arent easy The run defense makes me queasy But there is hope on the horizon We see a new day arisin' Someday soon the Jets will win it all And Jet fans all over are going to have a ball! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 In the style of William Shatner: Squish. The Fish. Splat. The Pats. Grill. The Jills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preston Howley III Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 Under the cherry tree! That's where she showed it to me! A big hairy thing with a crack in between! Under the cherry tree! So I whipped out my hairy banana-na-na And shoved it up that crack! She started to scream as I let out some cream! Under the cherry tree! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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