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Geography of a Women/Man


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Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half

discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like
America
, well

developed and open to trade, especially for someone

with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like
India
, very hot,

relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like
France
, gently

aging; but still warm and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like
Great Britain
,

with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like
Yugoslavia
, lost

some wars, won some great battles but haunted by past

mistakes, still very strong and proud.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like
Russia
, very wide

and borders are now largely un-patrolled.

After 70, she becomes
Tibet
.. Off the beaten path,

with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the

ages...still desirable but only those with an

adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual

knowledge and true love dare visit there.

GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 78, a man is like
Iran
, ruled by a

dick.

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Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half

discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like
America
, well

developed and open to trade, especially for someone

with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like
India
, very hot,

relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like
France
, gently

aging; but still warm and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like
Great Britain
,

with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like
Yugoslavia
, lost

some wars, won some great battles but haunted by past

mistakes, still very strong and proud.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like
Russia
, very wide

and borders are now largely un-patrolled.

After 70, she becomes
Tibet
.. Off the beaten path,

with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the

ages...still desirable but only those with an

adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual

knowledge and true love dare visit there.

GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 78, a man is like
Iran
, ruled by a

dick.

LoL, good stuff.

Is this your work or did you take this from the internet?

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Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half

discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like
America
, well

developed and open to trade, especially for someone

with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like
India
, very hot,

relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like
France
, gently

aging; but still warm and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like
Great Britain
,

with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like
Yugoslavia
, lost

some wars, won some great battles but haunted by past

mistakes, still very strong and proud.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like
Russia
, very wide

and borders are now largely un-patrolled.

After 70, she becomes
Tibet
.. Off the beaten path,

with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the

ages...still desirable but only those with an

adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual

knowledge and true love dare visit there.

GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 78, a man is like
Iran
, ruled by a

dick.

true

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The way I heard this, years ago, was:

15-25: Like Africa, part virgin, part explored.

25-35: Like Asia, hot and exotic.

35-45: Like America, fully explored and free with her resources.

45-55: Like Europe, old fashioned but still a lot of fun.

55-plus: Like Austrailia. Everyone knows it's down there, but nobody cares.

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