gg Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 Blimey! Slimey but probably not a good word to work into a love poem... unless you want to end up like 13 and be hit by a shoe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage69 Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 help, what does the husband get the mrs for hangin in there for 20 yrs ? june 30th is the big day. Since no one mentioned it the traditional 20th anniversary present is China!! Have you ever heard of "Boned China"?? Well if you want to bone her give her China!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage69 Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 help, what does the husband get the mrs for hangin in there for 20 yrs ? june 30th is the big day. Since no one mentioned it the traditional 20th anniversary present is China!! Have you ever heard of "Boned China"?? Well if you want to bone her give her China!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Get her a 56" high def TV or a new set of golf clubs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Get her a 56" high def TV or a new set of golf clubs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets28 Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Congrats Joe...hope you guys have a great day today!!.. . You got the glitter, write the poem, and breakfast in bed would be nice...damn Im hungry... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets28 Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Congrats Joe...hope you guys have a great day today!!.. . You got the glitter, write the poem, and breakfast in bed would be nice...damn Im hungry... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted June 30, 2005 Author Share Posted June 30, 2005 thanks jet28, but the breakfast conversation didn't go so well wife " if I died would you remarry?" me "no' wife " why don't you like being married" me: of course I do wife: then why wouldn't you remarry? me: ok I would remarry wife:you would?( hurtful look on her face) me: groan wife would you sleep with her in our bed? me: yeah, where else? wife: would you replace my pidtures with hers? me: that would seem like the proper thing to do, I mean no! wife:would you play golf with her? me I guess so wife:would she use my golf clubs? me: no, she's lefthanded me again: oops, well 20 years & 4 hrs still ain't bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted June 30, 2005 Author Share Posted June 30, 2005 thanks jet28, but the breakfast conversation didn't go so well wife " if I died would you remarry?" me "no' wife " why don't you like being married" me: of course I do wife: then why wouldn't you remarry? me: ok I would remarry wife:you would?( hurtful look on her face) me: groan wife would you sleep with her in our bed? me: yeah, where else? wife: would you replace my pidtures with hers? me: that would seem like the proper thing to do, I mean no! wife:would you play golf with her? me I guess so wife:would she use my golf clubs? me: no, she's lefthanded me again: oops, well 20 years & 4 hrs still ain't bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFanByMarriage Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 thanks jet28, but the breakfast conversation didn't go so well wife " if I died would you remarry?" me "no' wife " why don't you like being married" me: of course I do wife: then why wouldn't you remarry? me: ok I would remarry wife:you would?( hurtful look on her face) me: groan wife would you sleep with her in our bed? me: yeah, where else? wife: would you replace my pidtures with hers? me: that would seem like the proper thing to do, I mean no! wife:would you play golf with her? me I guess so wife:would she use my golf clubs? me: no, she's lefthanded me again: oops, well 20 years & 4 hrs still ain't bad I got one more for you that came up in conversation the other day. If you remarried after your wife died would you be burried next to her or your second wife?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFanByMarriage Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 thanks jet28, but the breakfast conversation didn't go so well wife " if I died would you remarry?" me "no' wife " why don't you like being married" me: of course I do wife: then why wouldn't you remarry? me: ok I would remarry wife:you would?( hurtful look on her face) me: groan wife would you sleep with her in our bed? me: yeah, where else? wife: would you replace my pidtures with hers? me: that would seem like the proper thing to do, I mean no! wife:would you play golf with her? me I guess so wife:would she use my golf clubs? me: no, she's lefthanded me again: oops, well 20 years & 4 hrs still ain't bad I got one more for you that came up in conversation the other day. If you remarried after your wife died would you be burried next to her or your second wife?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted June 30, 2005 Author Share Posted June 30, 2005 I got one more for you that came up in conversation the other day. If you remarried after your wife died would you be burried next to her or your second wife?? not sure jfbm but you definetly deserve to be buried by doing so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted June 30, 2005 Author Share Posted June 30, 2005 I got one more for you that came up in conversation the other day. If you remarried after your wife died would you be burried next to her or your second wife?? not sure jfbm but you definetly deserve to be buried by doing so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFanByMarriage Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 not sure jfbm but you definetly deserve to be buried by doing so Hopefully the glitz will go over smoother than the breakfast!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFanByMarriage Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 not sure jfbm but you definetly deserve to be buried by doing so Hopefully the glitz will go over smoother than the breakfast!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted June 30, 2005 Author Share Posted June 30, 2005 thanks, I'm just glad I chose a necklace over a ring.rings can leave nasty scars. i'm still wiping the egg off my face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted June 30, 2005 Author Share Posted June 30, 2005 thanks, I'm just glad I chose a necklace over a ring.rings can leave nasty scars. i'm still wiping the egg off my face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFanByMarriage Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 thanks, I'm just glad I chose a necklace over a ring.rings can leave nasty scars. i'm still wiping the egg off my face That is a shame. I would love it if my husband made me breakfast. Forget that, I would love for my husband to take me out to breakfast!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFanByMarriage Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 thanks, I'm just glad I chose a necklace over a ring.rings can leave nasty scars. i'm still wiping the egg off my face That is a shame. I would love it if my husband made me breakfast. Forget that, I would love for my husband to take me out to breakfast!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 That is a shame. I would love it if my husband made me breakfast. Forget that, I would love for my husband to take me out to breakfast!!! that is the LEAST he could do for you He is lucky to have such a nice wife! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 That is a shame. I would love it if my husband made me breakfast. Forget that, I would love for my husband to take me out to breakfast!!! that is the LEAST he could do for you He is lucky to have such a nice wife! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFanByMarriage Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 that is the LEAST he could do for you He is lucky to have such a nice wife! actually gg forget the breakfast I love flowers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFanByMarriage Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 that is the LEAST he could do for you He is lucky to have such a nice wife! actually gg forget the breakfast I love flowers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 actually gg forget the breakfast I love flowers! what kind do you like? i love when i get flowers out of the blue! how about a love letter/note , JFBM? that is the best! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 actually gg forget the breakfast I love flowers! what kind do you like? i love when i get flowers out of the blue! how about a love letter/note , JFBM? that is the best! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFanByMarriage Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 what kind do you like? i love when i get flowers out of the blue! how about a love letter/note , JFBM? that is the best! surprises are definitely the best!!! My favorite are the gerber daisies. They were in my bouquet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFanByMarriage Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 what kind do you like? i love when i get flowers out of the blue! how about a love letter/note , JFBM? that is the best! surprises are definitely the best!!! My favorite are the gerber daisies. They were in my bouquet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 for JFBM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 for JFBM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFanByMarriage Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 for JFBM thanks gg!! I actually went out of the norm of an all white bouquet and put bright pink ones in it too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFanByMarriage Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 for JFBM thanks gg!! I actually went out of the norm of an all white bouquet and put bright pink ones in it too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 I actually went out of the norm of an all white bouquet and put bright pink ones in it too. good for you!!! it is always good to add color to life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 I actually went out of the norm of an all white bouquet and put bright pink ones in it too. good for you!!! it is always good to add color to life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFanByMarriage Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 good for you!!! it is always good to add color to life hey gg the webmaster moved our conversation to the lounge, want to get a drink??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFanByMarriage Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 good for you!!! it is always good to add color to life hey gg the webmaster moved our conversation to the lounge, want to get a drink??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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