The "Brett F-F-F-F-F-Favre? Holy Cow!" Edition of Post of the Week - August 7, 2008

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Okay, so the title for this edition was supposed to be "Just Start the (Pre) Season", but Brett Freakin' Favre? Are you kidding me? Brett - John Madden loves me and I am a Hall of Fame QB who has won MVPs and a SuperBowl-Farve is a member of the J-E-T-S, jets, JEts, JETS! Wow - didn't see that one coming (and as you will see, really did not want it to happen - read the editor's notes) by a long shot.

Anyhow, on to this week's nominations:

Topic: New Stadiums, new racket

So though I hate to say this but - Garb is right...

Dont ever say that again. She's already difficult enough to deal with...

Editor's Note: So, Lil Bit, you're not married yet I see...

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Topic: Honest question regarding Chad

well then maybe we should get him a stinking reciever that can get WIDE OPEN once in a while

You want the Jets to get a deep threat for CHAD PENNINGTON?

As a wise man once said, thats like giving Ray Charles a Ferrari.

Editor's Note: Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while.

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Post: What should I buy?

Get the Brady jersey. It will show your support for gay rights. If you can get it in rainbow colors that will be even better.

Editor's Note: They make them in rainbow now, too - I thought it was only game day pink for #12.

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Topic: Sorry Pedro

Dancing queen? And who is that?

Editor's Note: He does not look like a "closer" he looks like an "open"-er...

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Topic: Chad... can he out throw Kellen?

No one denies that Pennington is injury prone.

(Ecurbs of course, not included)

I think it goes beyond injury prone. I'd have to say that Chad is healthy prone. With Injured being the normal state. Chad pennington is injured the majority of the time with intermittent bouts of health.

Editor's Note: My new favorite thing is "intermittent bouts of work" - Thanks of the inspiration, Arsis!

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Topic: What should I buy?

As long as he is happy and can sleep at night no need for any and everyone elses approval.

Joebaby is a big boy.. you don't need to speak for him.

You're right, it doesn't matter what I or anybody else thinks. I never stated my personal opinion. But I'm sure his mother isn't just any or everyone. And I can't imagine anybody's mother would be proud that their son/daughter peddles porn, so I was just stating a fact.

I was asking joebaby a serious question. I'm genuinely curious to know if his mother knows what he does.

If you have a problem with my curiousity, take your own advice and butt out. thx.

The Nomination: "Speak your mind loud and proud, sistah!" - Garb

Editor's Note: Do you need some ice for that, Arsis? Ouch, that V packs a punch...

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Topic: what is proper condiment for a Hot Dog

What is your obsession with Hot Dog toppings, you freak!

Really. How is your life affected by our votes in a messageboard poll?

Hold on - I'm going to go vote for ketchup just because I know you want it to be mustard.

Editor's Note: Does anyone else think that Bob dips Garb's pigtails in the ink wells at school, too? Yeah, I thought so...and yes, I am jealous.

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Topic: Water On Mars???!!!!!

Here is the picture from the link:

Editor's Note: Nice work with this one, can we see GreenBeans on Jessica Simpson next, please?

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Topic: Random Late nite rants:

A random late night rant?

Can someone please shoot Blackout? The guy is a conceited prick.

Thanks for reading my rant.

The Nomination: "I hate "Blackout", let's shoot him" - Blackout™

Editor's Note: I guess it's unanimous...

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Topic: Smelly Fat Basta*d Tossed From Casino

Stinky gambler fuming over NJ casino ejection

By WAYNE PARRY, Associated Press Writer Wed Jul 30, 8:54 PM ET

ATLANTIC CITY, N.J. - Yes, Michael Wax stank. He's the first to admit it. The 440-pound New York City man said he was playing poker in an Atlantic City casino for 17 hours Tuesday and didn't have time to clean up. He understands why grossed-out gamblers complained about his body odor, but said he didn't deserve stinky treatment from the casino that asked him to leave.

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Dave Coskey, a spokesman for the Borgata Hotel Casino & Spa, said it is company policy not to comment on matters involving customers.

Wax said he told casino officials: "There's no question I stink. I'm not denying it. I do have an odor. I've been playing for 17 hours."

The 54-year-old limousine company owner, who says he is a frequent gambler at the Borgata, said a poker room manager followed him into the restroom and informed him that patrons at his table were complaining about his body odor.

When the Brooklyn man tried to retake his seat at the table, he said a manager told him to leave. He said he asked for a free room to freshen up, and the casino refused.

He promptly filed a complaint about his treatment with the Casino Control Commission. His complaint will be reviewed to determine whether any state gambling laws or regulations were violated, a commission spokesman said Wednesday.

Wax said his instincts tell him to find a different casino to patronize, but he likes gambling at the Borgata. He said the casino was out of line to tell him he stinks in front of other patrons.

"I would like an apology," Wax said.

Instead of complaining try taking a shower once in a while!

Nambla just called, they wanted to know if he was under 18

Editor's Note: Um, he is, but don't ask BP how he knows this...

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Topic: Green Bay Press Gazette: Favre Would Rather Retire Than Play For Jets

True. But as a capitalist I gotta respect that he's in the same situation he was in 2 months ago but just made another $20M for doing nothing.

Maybe he's not so dumb after all.

Ohh not dumb SE but it shoots to hell the every where all american boy who just wants to play some football..unless...The Packers are getting played and I have to believe some GB players are saying WTF.

The Nomination: "Ano one ever dominates me so I'll do it myself..there" - glenn212

Editor's Note: Just say no to Farve - and he is that dumb.

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Topic: Chad Pennington Will Win The SuperBowl As QB Of The NYJ

Noone wants to agree with me, but when it's known we want to pass, all you need to do is jam the line to get the WRs out of sync. No fear of someone going over the top. That's a product of the QB and the WRs to be honest. Also, our line didn't help contribute with time, but honestly, if Chad has to force a tough ball in there, which you ahve to do coming down the stretch, he doesn't have the arm.

Clemens, on the other hand, has the arm strength. The problem is, he may miss the receiver by 10 yds.

Who disagrees with that? Not many here.

Pennington sucks. Completes 90% of his RB dumpoffs - well la-dee-freakin-da. Unless someone is WIDE open, he just won't throw it downfield. I'm fairly certain every DC in the league knows this.

Who thinks a 2-minute drill of 5-yard dumpoffs is a good thing?

Clemens? Who knows - he was pretty accurate that last year in Oregon. He at least has some hope. Pennington has none, and he's a choke artist who can't get his mind off bad throws he's made to boot.

The Nomination: "An accurate summation of our dismal QB situation" - Arsis

Editor's Note: Chad Pennington is a nice, kind, one-armed man. Be gentle.

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Topic: What should I buy?

...I'm not big into player jerseys. Something about wearing someone else's name on my back that seems weird to me. I do have one though. Troy Brown....the greatest Patriot of all time. Anyway, I may break down and purchase my second one:

Or, I may just continue to purchase Pats logo stuff like this:

I'm thinking #12 will provoke more jeers from the mensa members at the Meadowlands on Opening Day. Do I punk out, and go with the Blue Top with the logo on the sleeve? Hmmmmm...decisions, decision! LOL!

The top one is certainly more feminine, but the bottom one would look better on you.

Editor's Note: Ssssssthop picking on Tommy, he'th fiiiiine. I wanna see a picture of Garbie in the bottom choice - hubba hubba.

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Topic: Here yee, here yee. The official inquisition of Jetman67 has begun!

I have the slogan for the prosecutors.

"If you wear crocs, you must love cocks!"

Editor's Note: If the crocs don't fit, you must acquit - if you love ****s, come to the Mod Lounge STAT.

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Topic: Camp Report - Cimini - 1/8/08 - Chad's first 2 INTs

our d aint improve

if it was so good

chad wouldnt be rapin them

this whole trainin camp

our d still sucks

Have you been to training camp? Do you know who Kris Jenkins is and what he will mean to this defense? Have you seen Pace and realize why the Jets payed him all that money? Have you seen Miller's improvement at CB? Do you comprehend what having Harris for a full year with a year's experience will mean? Revis with a year's experience? Thomas fighting for his career? Gholston's potential?

In other words, STFU.

Editor's "-realtalk-": kobe - Grammar, son, grammar. D - perfect reply.

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Topic: I LOVE YOU JETNATION.COM

THE_SOOTHSAYER

I'm ok with bringing 128 back for now under one condition. He has to make at least 10 Big Brother posts on every other Jets board and none here.

If not, it could be a deal breaker.

I just read Sooth's post -- that is pretty damn funny. There is hope for him yet. I am nominating that for Post Of The Week. I hope he wins.

Editor's Note: Sooth will not win until he explains the following: flip-flops on the sidelines, refusal to eat pancakes with Max, and why he loves Long Island - in that order, with no excuses.

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Topic: I LOVE YOU JETNATION.COM

I hear you Max, you know I wouldn't mess up your site. Congrats on adding Borgo to the roster though...

Sometimes a new start, a new environment does wonders. Everyone comes here with a clean slate. Since he has been here, he has been a really good poster. That is all that matters.

Hey I just realized that you posted in an I Love You JetNation.com thread. Thanks!

Editor's Note: I hear that JI is now looking for a new mod, true or false?

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Topic: I LOVE YOU JETNATION.COM

You seem to forget that I'm a child of the 80's.

I thought the Blue Oyster was a gay club? What was it in the 80"s? A refuge for dooshies who think they are funny?

Editor's Note: Garb said dooshies, Garb said dooshies - and referenced the Blue Oyster. One hot momma.

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Topic: Here yee, here yee. The official Trial of Jetman67 has begun!

" For my opening statement I would like to tell the jury that this is the only case in the history of law that may not even need a witness,it may not need a statement from anyone all we would have to do is have Gameface er I mean Jetman67 stand up in front of the court and by looking at him you would find him guilty as charged. But it is my job ( hahahahahaha) to list the FACTS about this case.

Fact #1- Jetman67 has been witnessed urinating and vomitting on himself in front of MANY people who know him and can verify his person. He has posted about these instances on MANY message boards.

Fact#2- Jetman67 has driven a PT Cruiser in public and actually had his license plate stolen from his car because fellow jet fans loath him.

Fact#3- Jetman67 has been BANNED from MANY NYJETS message boards due to childish,immature , ridiculous behavior that has garnered him the nickname " The Village Idiot". He has pushed this behavior so far as to actually call our beloved NYJets front office and complain while stating he represents the Message board. But wonders why he is banned.

Fact#4- And I might ad that this is the worst of his crimes. That Jetman67 has stated for all the Internet users to see and Google, that he has on his own accord broadcasted his "soap opera" life and ' Sex life" out on the World wide web for entertainment purposes and basically grossed out two completely different message boards..

Fact #5- Kind of a joke but my favorite. That Jetman67 has actually shown that Jetnation and the JetsInsider have agreed on something and have worked together to Ban him and proved that anything can happen.

I can actually list 9 more Facts but they might be to gross for the jury to hear about, so I will spare them the details, but if needed they will be brought up at another trail at another time...

I think I can prove these allegations just by using the archives of each Message board and without witnesses ( I really do not want to put people thru reliving him pissing/puking himself).

At this point I would hope and pray that the defense attorney would MAKE his client take a plea deal. If he takes it now we will just make him go into a wood chipper feet first for a couple mins..

Editor's Note: I though gameface -ur- jetman was now whippedseahawkdude? Did I miss somthing, again? PS- Is murphklecko allowed to type Jetnation? Just wondering...

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Topic:: Here yee, here yee. The official Trial of Jetman67 has begun!

Ladies, gentlemen and hermaphrodites of the jury,

The fanciful tale spun by the prosecution would be persuasive if it were told at JI or in communist China. Here at JetNation, however, we honor freedom, assclownery and homos. It's what the nation was founded upon.

Jetman67 is the living embodiment of all three.

Yes, he drove a faggy car and wears queer shoes. He's not gay, but he's probably at least bi. Those who helped us found this nation know full well that there would be no JetNation if a certain webmaster had not tired of the homo behavior exhibited by Maxman and Tom Shane. Those two patriots defended our rights to foolishness and homo jokes and all the hall of fame posters followed them to this promised land to exercise those rights. Will we now condemn Jetman67 for being one of us? Do we hate ourselves so much?

NO, I say.

It is alleged that Jetman67 vomited and urinated on himself at a tailgate party. Friends, I was there that day. I saw no evidence of urine.

Let's address the incident in which my client allegedly called the Jets front office and said a lot of stupid sh!t while claiming to represent a Jets website. It's true. He did it. But, let's remember - the site whose goodwill he damaged that day was not JetNation. It was JI. Condemn him? We should give him a medal! How many of you wish you had the cajones to do the same?

Is Jetman's life a bad soap opera? Damn straight. Again, shall we condemn him or thank him for living a life that gives us a glowing example of how NOT to live ours? Think about it. How many of you feel better about yourselves because you read his stories and said, "At least I didn't do something THAT stupid!" On behalf of my client, you're welcome.

Friends, we need only to look at the posters to our left and right to know that nothing about membership at JetNation.com requires you to be smart, sane, socially skilled or heterosexual. If we are to condemn JetMan67, we have to condemn the vast majority of people here.

Are Barton and kobe24jets welcome in a world where Jetman67 is not? Ridiculous.

Ladies, gentleman and the rest of you, your duty is clear. To maintain the integrity of JetNation and to preserve your own right to act like an idiot on the Internet, you must not only reject the banning of any aliases of Jetman67, but demand the reinstatement of his original name.

This is NOT JI and I don't want it to be. Do you?

I thank you for your kind attention and I look forward to my client's acquittal.

Editor's Note: Hmmmmmmm, sounds familiar:

4MFGeEil090

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Topic: Jason Bay paying immediate dividends-

We should get in a fight in the parking lot, before we even go into the game.

Bitch.

I thought Gay on Gay crime was a felony !

Editor's Note: Pu-lease get this image out of my head.....

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Topic: Steve Smith beats up Ken Lucas

Have you ever tried telling Thor not to have another Donut ?

Editor's Note: Thor doesn't like the use of the singular when DONUTS are involved. Thank you.

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Topic: I LOVE YOU JETNATION.COM

I can honestly say that if Thor is a mod here at the end of the year, I will be surprised.

What did I do? Do you resemble a remark I made in this thread?

If I get fired, can I change my name to StormShadow?

Editor's Note: Only if you throw a huge tantrum first. Can you do that - ahhhh, yes - yes you can...

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Topict: I LOVE YOU JETNATION.COM

Borgo - I know what you mean.

Jetswin's first & last comment towards me was when he didn't agree with some football posts I was making. He didn't agree & we had some (100% football) posts back & forth until someone request that I be banned for my football opinion. JW's reply was something like his "finger's on the button."

That was a few years ago & I hardly ever posted there again. I had never bad-mouthed a poster there. Never even bad-mouthed their site. It was a friggin' Jets football discussion in a Jets football forum on a Jets football message board.

Fast forward to a few months ago someone tells me I got banned apparently because I'm a moderator over here. Again, after not bad-mouthing their site or owner or mods or anyone over there. And I never did because I genuinely don't give a crap about any little border-wars. Hell, I can't even remember the last time I logged in there, don't remember my password, and don't even browse the board more than 2x a year.

Sooth appears to be a mistrustful, spiteful, insecure, petty man. And some (not all) of his appointed moderators seem to follow that lead & are absolutely in love with their power. That is, if one actually considers moderating a friggin' website to be "power" in the first place. One of my favorite Sooth tidbits that I heard, was that he apparently used to charge his own mods to be "VIP" members over there.

We're all friggin' Jets fans, so I never understood his acrimony towards those that were not JI posters -- and laughable disrespect he gives towards his own. The way he yukked it up with MC about how stupid his posters were. The funniest thing of all is his stance as far as JN goes. That Max was trying to "steal" his posters. And these fools that started taking sides & hating for it actually relished the thought that Sooth believes they are his property, without bothering to realize that's what he's saying. You BELONG to him. Too friggin' funny. Almost as funny as, some time later, those same people forking over money to read & post in an "ask the expert" forum that has like 60 posts in 3 years, or a "VIP Board" that has 1/15th the number of posts as the "Garbage Dump" forum.

It must be personal insecurity that would allow someone to fork over money for nothing. This way they can buy their way into an "in" group. Clearly the tee shirt or koozie isn't worth $55. Camp reports? Eh. You can get those for free elsewhere, and in as great or greater detail. Any real breaking news isn't going to be kept as a secret in a JetsInsider.com VIP forum or training camp report. If it's truly newsworthy, we're all going to know about it. There are no private scoops that the Jets team gives to that site, that are kept from all other websites & media outlets. Does anyone paying $55/yr seriously believe otherwise?

As far as viewing posters as property that was stolen, I find that laughable. If someone here wants to post or lurk someplace else, go ahead. We let other sites - other Jets sites - post links here plenty and don't ******** out their website names like an insecure, spiteful child. Personally, I like this place best & here on JN we have some of the smartest & funniest Jets fans around. If you want to read threads about PC/Mac wars on page one of the NFL/Jets forum, or threads where thirty-something men try to outdo each others' vulgarity as they flirt with an underage high school girl, then there are other places to check out.

As long as you stay away from religion, politics, personal attacks, and spamming the board with nonsense, no one's going to bother you here. If you disagree with the prevailing opinion of the site owner or the site's moderators, you won't get banned. Worst that can happen is a picture of Thor, posing with a rose in his mouth, in your PM inbox.

Editor's Note: And this, my friends, is why JetNation is the great place it is - intelligent immaturity with a heap of good grammar and punctuation. Vive le Nation!

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Topic: Chad Pennington will lead the JETS to the Superbowl this season!

Tx will not be contributing to the NFL forum.

You say that as if he did at one point in time...

Editor's Note: TX is good people - I'll never bad-mouth PFTX.

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Topic: Obituary: 03/30/08

Hempstead NY – Jetsinsider.com, died March 29, 2008 after a long bout of bad ownership. The GrandDaddy of all Jets sites is no longer with us and we mourn. She once laid claim to being the “the most heavily trafficked Jets message board on the web”. This is no longer true. She is survived by numerous blogs and message boards.

Here are the results of the autopsy:

As the coroners report (above) clearly states, the “voice of the jets fan” is no longer that loud. Years of hounding people for $55 took its toll and the collapse began.

We here at *********.com offer our deepest condolences. We are truly sorry for your loss. To all the fine posters that find themselves with extra money and no Jets site to post at, we are offering you an amnesty program. Sign up at JetNation.com. Please don’t feel pressured. If you decide you don’t like your user name, we will change it for you, no questions asked. The pain you feel is real and grief counselors are standing by ready to help.

A memorial will be held on Sunday March 30, 2008 in the JetNation.com forums. The burial will be on Monday March 31, 2008 (by invitation only). Afterwards, immediate family is invited back to the Ski Haus for lunch. In lieu of flowers please send a donation to paypal@jetnation.com.

Editor's Note: Old as dirt yet funny as hell...

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Topic: Chiefs top pick Dorsey sprains knee in practice - ESPN.com

Lets trade the Chiefs a defensive lineman for Brody Croyle.

Editor's Note: You're no number one, you smell and act a lot like number two!

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Post: Favre reinstated on his way to GB

Yippee!!!

Now he can fo F himself.

Editor's Note: Amen - F-off is for Farve. Say not to Farve!

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Runner-up of the Week Sponsored by greengal - Jets TC beat reporter extraordinaire!

Topic: Here yee, here yee. The official Trial of Jetman67 has begun!

This doesn't seem right without a court illustrator. We need a picture of this. Bob flailing, the prosecution sleeping at their table, and jetman sitting there real sloppy-looking with his pair of crocs on.

Editor's Note: PDM, nice looking chicken wing, bro - you need to draw me up one of those, and a PT Cruiser while your at it.

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Topic: Jets set to hit fans with personal seat licenses

I think the majority of the outcry from the Jets fans was that they wanted a stadium of their own..not another shared stadium that will be called Giants stadium by most fans. I am going to see a Jets game at Giants stadium...and that has not changed

Editor's Note: At least people will be able to give the rich folks that can afford PSL's directions - a name change would make that tough.

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Topic: I LOVE YOU JETNATION.COM

Max, I demand this fool be banned, he's now at #4 on my list of 19 posters who need to go.

Thanks for the update Casey Kasem. Who's in the top spot and for how many weeks?

Editor's Note: !!!!NSFW!!!! -

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Topic: Why not? it's been a while. Q&A with HERM EDWARDS - 7/30

The Nomination: ":rl:" BP

Editor's Note: St. Herman, the coach that keeps on giving...

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Topic: So, I just got served papers....

LOL. Awesome. You gotta be Italian, right? Sorry you have to go through that garbage. Good luck.

JewBoy from LI:smile:

Same thing, just more foreskin. EDIT: LOL. For us.

The Nomination: "all around funny!!!" LiLMiCKMANTLE

Editor's Note: So what you are really saying is that "Long Island" is it's own creed - where does the foreskin difference come about, surfing accidents?

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Topic: Bob Novak gets bad prognosis,, retires

IBTL

The Nomination: "HAHA" BP

Editor's Note: I Have No Idea (IHNI) (help, please)

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Topic: Sitting with Thor99

Don't bend over if you drop your ticket.

And don't pass out after two beers. Thor won't be a gentleman like Gainzo was.

The Nomination: ":rl:" BP

Editor's Note: Gainzo used KY?