POTW Bot Posted February 24, 2010 Author Share Posted February 24, 2010 Topic: Bradway on the Combine, Then and Now "That's what makes it so ironic," Bradway added, "that one day as the Jets GM, I'd trade two 1st rounds picks and a 4th rounder for a bowling ball with butcher knives and bad knees that we knew about ahead of time." I hate when I agree with this douche, but I really hope they stay true to their board and fail to find any Gholston's magically lasting 'til the 29th pick. The Nomination: "Nothing beats a "bowling ball with butcher knives" reference!" Gainzo Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted February 25, 2010 Author Share Posted February 25, 2010 Topic: Danny Gokey Debut CD Why would you want to ban him. He's a Jets fan, just like you. He just happens to be bat**** crazy, and I love it. The Nomination: "welcome to the off season" The Crusher Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted February 25, 2010 Author Share Posted February 25, 2010 Topic: Dolphins|Have talked with Pennington So would Drew Breeee..... oh right. MY BAD. The Nomination: "Couldn't rep this post but it needs recognition as Vic has become a master at the subtle kick to the nuts. :yes:" Klecko73isGod Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted February 25, 2010 Author Share Posted February 25, 2010 Topic: Moss to Dallas - seriously? Wes Welker is the greatest football player in the history of the world. The Nomination: "Please let Klecko win for this." PFSIKH Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted February 26, 2010 Author Share Posted February 26, 2010 Topic: Moss to Dallas - seriously? This thread makes me want to hurt myself. The idea that Randy Moss "changed" the Patriots offense in any manner save "transformed it into the greatest juggernaut in the history of professional football" confirms only that Boston fans are far more concerned with their constructed civic image as gritty white overachievers than they are with the actual performance of their teams. The Nomination: "This has to win. I'm dead ****ing serious. Do you want to die EY??? Huh? Do you? POTW BITCHES!!!" JiF Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 1, 2010 Author Share Posted March 1, 2010 Topic: Jets to Release Thomas Jones So what? The Jets didn't TRY to get Greene 300 carries, did they? You know two other guys that had never toted it 300 times before last season? Chris Johnson and Maurice Jones-Drew. Shame we aren't Titans/Jaguars fans, so I could look back at your old posts of "We must get LenDale the ball more" and "Letting Fred Taylor go is a huge mistake". Thomas Jones is 32 ****ing years old. Who do you TJ supporters think the guy is? Marcus ****ing Allen? RBs fall off cliffs. How anyone could possibly follow the NFL and not catch this observation is beyond me. In the past week, LaDainian Tomlinson and Brian Westbrook, two RBs who in their prime, were INFINITELY better than Thomas Jones, have been released. They've been released because their teams know that they are DONE. And BOTH are younger than Thomas Jones! Remember the last time we had a 32 year old running back? He was coming off a rushing title at 31 and guess what? He absolutely SUCKED at age 32. He barely averaged 3 yards per carry and he got hurt, something he rarely ever did. But, I guess Thomas Jones is better than Curtis Martin. He won't fall prey to Father Time, like every other RB in NFL history. Oh, no. Fore the Dancing Bear will never stop dancing. The Nomination: "Argument over." Jetsfan80 Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 2, 2010 Author Share Posted March 2, 2010 Topic: Stay away from Dunlap, please Tanny!!! True, although having to pay him $40 million to do nothing does seem criminal. The Nomination: "Good point" newjakecity Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 3, 2010 Author Share Posted March 3, 2010 Topic: Hey gg, it's that time... how the heck should i know? i'm jewish! The Nomination: "Greatest. Line. Ever." Lil Bit Special Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 3, 2010 Author Share Posted March 3, 2010 Topic: Taylor Mays Is F-A-S-T Welcome to Oakland Taylor. The Nomination: "beat me to it" johnny green balls Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 3, 2010 Author Share Posted March 3, 2010 Topic: happy birthday dr. seuss!!!!!!!!!!!! The Pig Is Ripe for the Slaughter! Ooops...wrong forum. The Nomination: "Hahaha... oh, this deserves some sort of bi-polar, multiple personality "I'm paranoid about people forming an alliance against me" private message diatribe that boasts suggestions that completely contradict my own behavior... but instead, I'll just give it a POTW nom. Why not?" Integrity28 Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 3, 2010 Author Share Posted March 3, 2010 Topic: Does Yoga work? Depends. My office decided to have a yoga instructor come and do classes on site for about 6 months. I figured what the hell... here is how yoga "worked" for me... granted I was 240lbs and very out of shape at the time. 1. I got to see all of my young and milfy co-workers in yoga pants and sports bra's... hard nipples, camel toes and cleavage from in front and behind... if you were having trouble wondering what a co-worker looked like when she bends over and touches her toes without bending her knees... this will fix that. 2. Being the fat guy that everyone likes, I got extra attention. Especially at the end of class when teh instructor gave us massages and special "touching" in the dark for cool down. 3. You will inevitably hear people fart, that you didn't want to hear fart. 4. I can't think of any other scenario in which you can get women to check out your package, without getting into some sort of how water. 5. I got a little more flexible, but also aggravated a neck problem. You have to bow out of certain things if you think a pose will cause more harm than good. 6. The breathing exercises are good, if nothing else, and they helped mellow me out. 7. Yoga, if you commit to it, is without question an amazing workout. My arms, shoulders and chest tightened up quickly... as did my ass and thighs. I carried my weight in my gut at the time, and the yoga didn't do much to help that. Diet. That's all I've got. I can say, there is something to be said for the mellowing out and full body workout. It did have an impact in the bedroom too... but that could have had something to do with imagining a room full of co-workers with their ankles behind their heads. The Nomination: "LOL!" T0mShane Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 3, 2010 Author Share Posted March 3, 2010 Topic: Does Yoga work? Tom, I am not an expert on this, I never even thought about doing yoga. But from what I have read yoga is very good for the soul. In other words it would have no impact on you. The Nomination: "wreer!" bitonti Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 3, 2010 Author Share Posted March 3, 2010 Topic: Washington Man dies Urinating on Power Line ....to see a man with so much energy piss his life away. The Nomination: "Jerry is comedy GOLD." Bob Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 5, 2010 Author Share Posted March 5, 2010 Topic: **Official Cromartie Thead** "Crevis" sounds like a hermaphrodite's genitalia. Maybe it should be Rhodes' nickname. The Nomination: "LOL! Too funny." T0mShane Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 5, 2010 Author Share Posted March 5, 2010 Topic: Jets Trade with Chargers for CB Cromartie: MERGED Should he have one more baby, I have already applied for the copyright on his new nickname: OCTO-CRO!!! The Nomination: "the more I thought about this the more I laughed" SoFlaJets Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 5, 2010 Author Share Posted March 5, 2010 Topic: Jets Trade with Chargers for CB Cromartie: MERGED I know you find him as contemptable as I do, almost anyway, but your point is one I brought up earlier in the week - Rhodes seemingly has the least definable accoutability on the D. Whatever his responsibility is on a given play - his sick ego and vaginal fortitude will get him to err on the side of caution in every situation. If his real value in coverage is not to let anybody get behind him - well he's the right guy for that job because he's always (most) far back enough from any action to be juked out of the play. The Nomination: "well said." drago Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 5, 2010 Author Share Posted March 5, 2010 Topic: Porter Terminated When I read this I thought they killed him. The terminated thing threw me off. Glad to hear that it was just a contract\waiver thing. Killing him would have been over the line imo. The Nomination: "LMAO" SoFlaJets Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 6, 2010 Author Share Posted March 6, 2010 Topic: Washington Man dies Urinating on Power Line ....to see a man with so much energy piss his life away. The Nomination: "Oh man, this is effective funny right here." DarkLadyJets Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 6, 2010 Author Share Posted March 6, 2010 Topic: OMFG I want a Kardashian you're a dolphin fan I wouldnt put it past you, especially seeing that you live in South Florida where a bunch of plastic trannies like this run amok. The Nomination: "..." PS17 Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 7, 2010 Author Share Posted March 7, 2010 Topic: Megan Fox: I've slept with 2 men Does Max actually count toward sleeping with a dude? The Nomination: ":rl:" PFSIKH Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 7, 2010 Author Share Posted March 7, 2010 Topic: KERRY RHODES TRADED!!!! Rhodes = cancer Tannenbaum-Ryan combo = chemotherapy Ryan clearly just wants him out of his locker room at any price. Got to figure he knows what he wants on defense and Rhodes wasn't it. The Nomination: "As usual, Sperm says in a couple of words what I've been trying to say for weeks in volumes of blahblahblah." T0mShane Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 7, 2010 Author Share Posted March 7, 2010 Topic: KERRY RHODES TRADED!!!! I'm sure he'll still take pictures with his shirt off for you next year in Arizona. Let the men enjoy this. I get it, I'd be upset for awhile to if we traded away Megan Fox but I'd also realize she had a vagina and didn't belong on an NFL football team. You'll get over it as well. The Nomination: "the winner" visajets Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 7, 2010 Author Share Posted March 7, 2010 Topic: KERRY RHODES TRADED!!!! You guys are living in a dream world. The dude got benched this year, has had virtually no production for two years, asks for votes to the pro bowl on his twitter page, misses team activities in the offseason to pursue modeling...The guy is just not a football player. If you don't think Rex wants to bring the pain all over the field, you are sorely mistaken. Rex wants a punishing defense and you just can't have that when the last man back hits like a half a loaf of bread. It's addition by subtraction, I wouldn't have been surprised if they cut him after next year (or whenever his contract is up). I'm pumped whoever we bring in will have an attribute, whether that is hitting, intercepting or blitzing...i could care less...at least he'll have an attribute. Good riddance Fairy Rhodes, we are that much closer to a Super Bowl with him leaving the green and white to men that actually want to play. The Nomination: "You nailed it bro - it's clear as a bell to me - but the board is made up of all kinds and thats what makes it good. He's a class A fraud with def psych problems but is probably a nice guy. Doesn't mean he belongs on a football field. Good riddance" NJ Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 7, 2010 Author Share Posted March 7, 2010 Topic: KERRY RHODES TRADED!!!! The only chance of this happening is if he joins the Pro Bowling Tour. The Nomination: "a dose of sanity and humor in a gotten crazy thread" SoFlaJets Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 7, 2010 Author Share Posted March 7, 2010 Topic: Great read from Boston Globe...PATS IN TROUBLE I love it when Jets' fan answer their own questions. Go look at the stable of Broncos RBs over the last two decades. They have a blocking scheme they laregely adhere to season in and season out. You have great backs like TD that excel and then some who look good inthe Denver system and ok in anything else. Shon Greene looked good. He looked awesome runnning the ball, but there is a difference coming in when the D has been on the field for 20-30 plays after running the ball only 100+ times during the season and carrying the ball for the 400th plus time. Shon Greene lookd great in the playoffs and I am not surprised by the Jets' move. Timmy Smith looked great in a Superbowl but he was JAG in his abbreviated NFL career. The Nomination: "Good post and insight from the dark side." drago Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 7, 2010 Author Share Posted March 7, 2010 Topic: KERRY RHODES TRADED!!!! Thanks a lot for putting him on edge about this. 2 years of planning down the drain. The Nomination: "POTW" Klecko73isGod Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 7, 2010 Author Share Posted March 7, 2010 Topic: KERRY RHODES TRADED!!!! Yeah, we really crippled our secondary big time this week. His work ethic and playmaking will be missed. Trading away the physical and emotional leader of this defense says only one thing, we're officially in rebuilding mode. The Nomination: "AWESOME!" T0mShane Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 7, 2010 Author Share Posted March 7, 2010 Topic: Quotes "I like big butts, and I cannot lie". The Nomination: "because if it wasnt big who would care? lol." villain_the_foe Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 8, 2010 Author Share Posted March 8, 2010 Topic: NFL LOOK ALIKE THREAD...ADD YOU PICS The Nomination: ":rl:" PFSIKH Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 8, 2010 Author Share Posted March 8, 2010 Topic: Handoffburger accused of rape/sexual assault for 2nd time Where there's smoke there's wood. The Nomination: "haha" Verde Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 8, 2010 Author Share Posted March 8, 2010 Topic: jets money save 2010 Cutting TJ proves Woody's trying to save money. Sure he's not worth that much, but it's an uncapped year. I mean, if Woody was committed to winning this year above monetary concerns, he wouldn't care if we had the most expensive 3rd string RB in the league as long as he was the best 3rd string RB. Not to mention value as an insurance policy for Greene and Washington. He's obviously given Tanny a budget instead of a blank check. The Nomination: "well put" johnny green balls Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 9, 2010 Author Share Posted March 9, 2010 Topic: KERRY RHODES TRADED!!!! No it isn't. Not by a long shot. 1 - Kendall was generally good. A better guard than Rhodes is a safety anyway. 2 - Kendall was also an insurance policy for Mangold since he could play center also. Rhodes doesn't even play special teams, let alone have the ability to slide over to corner if needed. 2 - Kendall was never benched for poor play on the Jets. Rhodes was, even while we were in a late-season playoff hunt. 3 - Kendall was liked by his teammates. Rhodes was not. I'm sure we'll find out more in the coming weeks just how much. 4 - Kendall was liked by his position coach and head coach (until the awful freshman dorm incident to teach a 10+ year vet a "lesson"). Rhodes was such an arrogant cancer he wouldn't even speak to his position coach during the season, if not during a game, at least at one time. 5 - Kendall's main activities off the field were being a husband, parent, and the team's union rep. Rhodes' extracurricular activities were tweeting and trying to become a model or actor. In short, Kendall's off-field activities were chiefly doing for others. Rhodes did for himself. It matters in terms of respect in the locker room. 6 - Kendall was under contract for cheap dollars. His whole year's salary was under $2M. Rhodes was grossly overpaid and had a roster bonus alone of $2M coming up in less than a week. 7 - Kendall fit the Jets offense (or whatever that was in 2007). Rhodes did not fit the Jets defense. 8 - Kendall was traded on August 23rd: after the draft after free agency was over after minicamp and rookie minicamp after 90% of training camp, which showed first-hand what we had (and what we didn't). all of 2 weeks before the first game of the season. The only similarity is that we didn't acquire a pro-bowl level talent (or draftee) prior to cutting him. Well free agency isn't a week old yet, and the draft isn't for another month and a half. Our first game is 6 months away. Basically there's no shortage of time left. This is totally different from the Kendall situation. The Nomination: "Thank you for being able to explain the things I feel in an articulate way cause Christ knows I can't" SayNoToDMC Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 9, 2010 Author Share Posted March 9, 2010 Topic: Handoffburger accused of rape/sexual assault for 2nd time if i was rich and famous i would wear a camera on my head The Nomination: "damn good idea here from JGB" SoFlaJets Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 10, 2010 Author Share Posted March 10, 2010 Topic: OMFG I want a Kardashian Jesus. You'd have to produce a money shot like a lawn sprinkler to cover all of that acreage! The Nomination: "HAHAHHAAHAHHAAHa" DarkLadyJets Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 10, 2010 Author Share Posted March 10, 2010 Topic: Antonio Takes a Look Around His New Home THIS JUST IN: Cromartie is waiting on paternity test results from three female staffers at Atlantic Health Jets Training Center as of noon today. The Nomination: "Have to nominate that one, awesome." Max Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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