POTW Bot Posted March 10, 2010 Author Share Posted March 10, 2010 Topic: Kerry Rhodes rips Jets coaching staff If I had a Rhodes jersey it would be cut in 3" x 3" squares and placed on the edge of the vanity in my bathroom. Polyester isn't the softest wiping material but I'd struggle through it. The Nomination: "This one has to win. Only thing holding it back would be the icky thought of NJ trying to wipe his nasty rear with such small TP squares. 3" x 3"? Yick." Sperm Edwards Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 10, 2010 Author Share Posted March 10, 2010 Topic: Revis Island Baby!!!!!! I wanted to post some video too. But, I couldn't find anything... The Nomination: "nice" Sperm Edwards Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 11, 2010 Author Share Posted March 11, 2010 Topic: Hi Guys! okay... Yes it is. Good for you. I'd be careful stating your looking for input around these parts. Mods might get the wrong idea. 3 years and only 1,800 posts? You average 1.63 posts per day and you're wondering if people know you? I average 12.5 posts per day and people still dont know who the hell I am. And who cares you're from Tennessee? Are we supposed to be nice because you might be inbred or stupid or something? I dont think so. Im not falling for that. I would never say that you are inbred, stupid, or something. Say a few words... nice words... Ok... You're better than the following posters: 1stdegreejetsfever 51pa 53plus8jets 845Jets aa2222 aaroh12 abc1989 abmustang akletoe alerkers anskyruben AnthonyClement Arsis astonmartin ater806 BigJermaineFromQnz BigMiguelFromQnz blakestore Bleed4TheGreen Blue Baboon Balls BoomBoomMancini Brocious26 brode055 candee82 Chad2Stucky ChadMVP2007 Chernobyl convicked D'brickMangoldJets DavePo88 DCC ddd789 DefenseWinsChampionships DefenseWinsChampionships1 DepressedJetsFan DieHardJetsFan Dino Killa doggystyle dolingo009loo dollan dominic DWC DWC FloridaJetsFan DWC2 elecute EvanderHolyfield EvanstonJet evets favre24 feelthepain feixiang FireSatherclapclap firestone formulaqx FranchiseCorner24 frimermat100 Gagoots GangGreen George W. Bush GhostofAlGroh GIJet ginalyn GlennFoley gobisawesome greekjetsfan128 greenbacks Grogan Hairless_Mets_Fan HandsClean happybig3 haydee324 Hey Lyle host006 hotdog I am Boom Boom, Hear me Roar! I Am The Ghost Of Boom Boom Mancini I hate Kobe Bryant, he sucks Ikilledapuppy ikilledpuppies Ilovethejets Iqbal J...E...S...T j.bargansa Jaded Green JaggedLittlePill jakegreenjetsfan jen93007 JERRICHO! Jet Moses Jetfan16 Jetfan16 Junior JetGuy21 Jetman67 jetnationhater jetninja jets2777 jets64 JetsBlow99 JetsFan0122 JETSFAN5180 JetsFromBansAfar JetsH20 Jetsingmoney256 jetsrfine jetsrule128 JetsruleNY JetsSuck JetsSuckx2 JetsTitans63 Jibon jimmy jing13144 Joe "the drunk" Namath joe_123 johnmarkson jojodogs kavity1 Kax kename kloogy kobe24jets konvicted of Sodomy Labonikumar2009 ladyjetsfan420 lapepe lsh0922 Lyle MangMeek1 MannyHOF_MatsuiHOShame MarinaWonders martin_k mazic022 Mediabonza MegaJetsFan Mendow mevier MiguelBormand mikefrancesarocks miss piggy monister mucho123 Mugsy New York Jets NewArsis NewYorkJetsGreen nickledefense NotArsis NotNotArsis NotNotNotArsis NYJ Ballin' nyjetsjetsjets ohfashion36 OJCivilLiability OJDidIt oktaren Old Crabby Bill Open1Second PackMoo PatriotsDynasty Pragmatic Bus ProbowlBraylon PromoTheRobot ProudGOPPatriot qq1111 RayLewis Reagan25 reg_1122 ReturnOfJermaine RexRyanRules right006 Ronnie Brown RTHTG11 ruckjaa RunStuffer63 RyanLeaf16 Samdy scionce shasta shofuh SHTSPRAYER Sir Ricardo Queso situation44 Sivy slighjetsfan soup or salad SQUIRREL SusiJames Suzy Kolber TampaBayJetsFan85 TenThousandSpoons The in the know girl The20yearoldVirgin TheBettenTibetan TheBigRagu THE_SOOTHSLAYER ThisIsOurYear Totally New Poster TrollsR'us user_name veewon verekele Vinny Testaverde VitaminG56 wedidit Welker's Crew wow4u wowaccounts xmojj yh006866 yourworstmemory yy17616433 zhenzhen zxXxSexyBabyxXxz Thanks for giving me something to waste 5 minutes of my life on. Hopefully in the next year you can bump up that average to a whole 2 posts per day! The Nomination: "Awesome." Jetsfan80 Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 11, 2010 Author Share Posted March 11, 2010 Topic: And the new Forbes' richest man in the world is..... 53 billion dollars.....that's alot of lawns this guy is mowing, lol. The Nomination: "holy frijoles!" johnny green balls Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 11, 2010 Author Share Posted March 11, 2010 Topic: Tiger Woods First of all, sex clinic, get a job. Tiger Woods is a victim of his uncontrollable urges! He can't stop fukking! He's half black and needs sexual release beyond his whiter than white wife! Please somebody shoot me in the face. I don't give a rat's azz about this sort of thing, but why it's sad? They have children. If they didn't, I might be laughing. The Nomination: "I love the post and felt the need to share. A lot like Tiger" The Crusher Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 12, 2010 Author Share Posted March 12, 2010 Topic: New York Jets Sign Brodney Pool Healthy? Yes If he becomes a vegetable after another concussion? probably The Nomination: "It really hurts me to see fans make fun of Kerry .... I mean, he tweeted with us .... but sometimes you just have to do what you have to do ...." NJ Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 12, 2010 Author Share Posted March 12, 2010 Topic: New York Jets Sign Brodney Pool Why didn't Kerry ever get a concussion? The Nomination: "Just awesome." Max Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 12, 2010 Author Share Posted March 12, 2010 Topic: Draft scenario using drafttek Actually, I don't think you are in the minority. I think the whole board is whining about pass rush. I think I'm in the minority, I think the claims that we need more rush are overblown. Sure a natural rusher would be nice, but teams are getting rid of the ball insanely quick to avoid our rush. There are plays where DBs are timing the blitz and QBs are throwing it before they can even get near. IMO our biggest need is something to help the offense score more than 17 points a game and to not give up points to the other teams D. The Nomination: "Could not have said it better myself." Jets1Fan Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 12, 2010 Author Share Posted March 12, 2010 Topic: Happy Birthday Jetman67 I was going to delete all the posts in this thread so Jetman would think he didn't get any responses. But that would be mean. Happy Birthday JetMan. The Nomination: "Thatwould have been classic" murphklecko73 Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 12, 2010 Author Share Posted March 12, 2010 Topic: I love this woman Somewhere out there, R. Kelly is watching the clip of this girl, and getting a boner. The Nomination: "BWAHAHA" SoFlaJets Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 13, 2010 Author Share Posted March 13, 2010 Topic: New woe for Wes Welker No it is a discussion point. That is why we put it in the message board. The Nomination: "Simple. Straightforward. Mega Bitchslap. That's why he's Max and we're us." Klecko73isGod Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 15, 2010 Author Share Posted March 15, 2010 Topic: Gigantic NJ Sweathog wants to get even fatter! JGB. Really? You really think it's funny telling me thats my wallpaper. Really? I have 5 kids JGB. 5 kids, how the hell could I have a pornographic wallpaper? Does being fat make me a bad dad in your eyes? Huh? Kinda dad who would have pornographic wallpaper on the family computer? Really? I keep that picture in a password protected file and use it to spank when my kids are sleeping. The password is "spankinbacon". The Nomination: "hilarious" bitonti Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 15, 2010 Author Share Posted March 15, 2010 Topic: Coin flip for the stadium opener! I feel very strongly about this. I emailed the NFL and the Jets and am going to post this to any board I am a member of. I had intended to send this email a few weeks ago. Although I did not expect to actually be taken seriously, I was hoping that as a fan I could pleed my case just so you could hear both another side of the argument (in case the message had not gotten across before). Although I will admit that I am far from unbiased in my sentiments, I have to say I think the Jets should be the ones to host the first regular season game at the new meadowlands stadium. Here are my reasons: 1) The last time the Jets opened at home was 2007. This was three years ago, meaning that if the Jets open up on the road again, it will be a minimum of four years between home openers (minimum of five if there is a lockout). A home opener is overdue. 2) Within the last ten years, the Jets have only opened at home four times. This means they've only opened at home 40% of the time. Consider that before the year 2000, the Jets only opened up at home four times previously since the move to the Meadowlands in 1984 (1989, 1991, 1993, 1999). When taking that account, the Jets have only opened up at home 30.7% of the time. Again, a home opener (and a true balance of home openers) is overdue. 3) I remember reading in the 90s a person who made the following comment about the old stadium(I'm paraphrasing): "Giants fans call the stadium Giants Stadium, whereas Jets fans call the stadium the Meadowlands. The name on the stadium says Giants Stadium so that is what it should be called." However the official name on the new stadium is "New Meadowlands Stadium" (temporary I know), but this has not stopped many people from calling the stadium the "New Giants Stadium" even though the Jets (and the fans like myself who are paying PSLs btw) the bill. Some do it with malice (such as Mike Francessca) whereas others do it out of carelessness (such as Howard David on Sirius NFL radio). If the Jets do not open the season at home, it will re-emphasize this even further. Put it this way, do you really think anybody will call it "Jets Stadium" if the Jets opened at home? Again I know I'm looking at this from a biased stand point but to me there is only one argument the Giants have on their side in terms of why they should open and that is "The Jets closed out the old stadium". However, it is my contention that when the schedule was made it was assumed that the Giants would host a home playoff game (as they were super bowl contenders this time last year) and therefore the intention was they would host the last game anyway (a playoff game). The Jets should not be penalized because of this assumption. I have to say that when I look at these arguments, I really can't see one solid reason the Jets should not open the year at home to christen the new stadium. I've always tried not to think about this, but it almost seems like the NFL holds the Giants organization and their fans in much higher regard than the Jets and their fans. The debacle that happened with last year's schedule (with the week 2 and 3 Giant games both being scheduled around the Jewish holidays, and the Jets not being extended that same courtesy) further adds to this perception. I've now gotten word (I'm hoping is not true) that the NFL conducted the coin toss already without team officials present and the Jets lost. I have to say that considering the rumors the Giants were going to get the home opener anyway, I'm skeptical that there actually was a coin toss. If the Jets are to open 2010 on the road without at least a fair process to determine who opens at home (such as a coin toss that is witnessed by officials from both teams), than to me this will cement my opinion (and frankly the opinions of many others) that the NFL holds the Giants and their fans in higher regard. If this is the case, as a Jet fan: -Why am I investing thousands of dollars in Personal Seat Licenses? -Why am I investing thousands of dollars in season tickets? -Why do I invest hundreds of dollars per year to watch the NFL and listen about the news (NFL Sunday Ticket, Sirius NFL Radio, etc)? -Why do I invest hundreds of dollars per year on NFL gear (jerseys, shirts, etc)? -Why do I invest time and effort in other activities involving the NFL (such as fantasy football)? -Why do I invest time and effort to watch games that don't involve the Jets or their rivals (such as watching a Bears-Packers game for instance) when there are other programs that I could be watching (or other activities not involving television I could be doing)? Why am I doing all of this if you're making it clear that you don't think as highly of me as you do a Giants fan in a similar position? And given this, why should I continue to support a league that takes any of its fans for granted (and not simply cash out the PSLs and move on to another league or sport)? BTW, I'm posting a copy of this on all Jets message boards and sending out an email to as many people as I can. If you really want to make it clear that the Jets and their fans are held in the same regard that you hold Giants fans, I strongly urge you to reconsider. The Nomination: "Great post." Max Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 16, 2010 Author Share Posted March 16, 2010 Topic: Say "final goodbye" to KRO.... That wasn't KRO, it was the vagina monologues. The Nomination: "Was Carrie lead clit?" NJ Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 16, 2010 Author Share Posted March 16, 2010 Topic: Raiders don't know where Jamarcus Russell is If I where a fan of this team I would dress up in ridiculous costume for every home game so nobody would know its me. The Nomination: "I'm still laughing..." SoFlaJets Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 16, 2010 Author Share Posted March 16, 2010 Topic: Lorenzo Neal On LT and the Jets Having the opportunity to use pusswah as often as I have during this debate has been thrilling. Especially considering its annoying this guy... You can articulate well and use fancy words all you want smarty pants. Not something I'm trying really hard at while typing on a Football message board. Unlike you, I dont come here to show off my intelligence to impress homo's like CTM. He's clearly turned on by your well written respones. If thats what your aiming for, you are doing a damn good job. Nothing like impressing a bunch of Football fanatics with fancy words, articulate thoughts and great grammar. When its all said and done, I've articulated my point enough to force a response from the Almighty Aten. I win. The Nomination: "Wow look the cool kid is picking on the smart kid." The Crusher Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 18, 2010 Author Share Posted March 18, 2010 Topic: Don't Miss "Jets Fest" at Meadowlands Plaza - Sunday, March 28th!! why? would you do it for free? The Nomination: "I am sorry but I have to nominate this. That is classic." Max Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 18, 2010 Author Share Posted March 18, 2010 Topic: Shotty - 2010 Depends on which Schott you're referring to; Evil Schott or Good Schott. The Schott that I saw for the last 4.5 games of the season was Good Schott. The Schott that I saw for the other 14.5 games of the season was Evil Schott. See, Evil Schott is really annoying. He runs these dumb plays and puts his QB's in a position to where they turn the ball over regularly. It could be Mark Sanchez, Chad Pennington, Brett Favre...it really doesn't matter. He could have Jesus Christ himself under center and he'd still find a way to get him to turn the ball over. Which they do, often. He regularly tries double reverses and hands off on third down, and he goes 5-wide on 1st down with his rookie QB playing shotgun way, way too often. But Good Schott, he's awesome. He manages the clock better than any coordinator in the game. He minimizes risk and keeps his adjustments reasonably within his QB's experience and capabilities. He sees which players can benefit the team most with fresh legs at the appropriate time and takes several carefully thought out chances throughout each game that at the same time minimize the risk of turnovers. And make no mistake about it. Good Schott is awesome. He's a breath of fresh air and leaves Rex speechless after a game. But Evil Schott, man, I hate that guy, and he seems to really have Good Schott's number. Showed up throughout the entire season. The Jacksonville game, the Atlanta game, the 2nd New England game...etc. Yet Good Schott, man that guy was impressive. Was a key piece in getting us to the Conference Championship, and if he can keep Evil Schott from taking over this season, perhaps we can all keep ourselves from pulling our hair from our heads this year. The problem is he does a good enough job enough of the time so that a few dumb homers can have his back due to flashes of brilliance balanced with mental retardation rather than just consistently good performances. He's certainly got the brains for the latter but he sure as hell hasn't shown it yet, and anyone who can say he has with a straight face is just kidding themselves. Ball don't lie. The Nomination: "As much as I hate to nominate this clown, this post was excellent and on point." Klecko73isGod Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 18, 2010 Author Share Posted March 18, 2010 Topic: Jets On Hard Knocks This Year? Total sidenote, but I've always wondered how animals in the wild know when meat's gone bad. Like do tigers have health code restrictions amongst themselves when zebra meat's been sitting out too long? "Honey, don't let the cubs eat the leftover gazelle from last night, it's definitely gone bad." Do they have these types of conversations? I want to know. The Nomination: "Awesome!" Lil Bit Special Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 19, 2010 Author Share Posted March 19, 2010 Topic: Thoughts for a new jersey.... Then get a Gholston #50. It can't hurt. Between your negative whammy and his, he might explode into a different player. The Nomination: "LOL!!!" Lil Bit Special Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 19, 2010 Author Share Posted March 19, 2010 Topic: Tom Brady's Earth Hour Commercial Why is he wearing a wig? The Nomination: "thats what i was thinking too." hoping4ASuperBowl Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 20, 2010 Author Share Posted March 20, 2010 Topic: Tom Brady takes up boxing He looks preggers. The Nomination: "hahaha" Max Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 22, 2010 Author Share Posted March 22, 2010 Topic: How do you guys feel about the OT rules change proposal? The team that lost the toss won 40% of the time? Seems close enough to me. I think they should change it so that the coin toss decides the winner. And it should be done in private, in the commissioners office. With no fans present. The Nomination: "Nice" AirForceJetFan Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 22, 2010 Author Share Posted March 22, 2010 Topic: OMFG I want a Kardashian That's fat? Women are supposed to have curves!! Stop fighting millions of years of evolution for what gay fashion people tell you a women is supposed to look like.. The Nomination: "Truth." SMC Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 22, 2010 Author Share Posted March 22, 2010 Topic: Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight Pygmies and dwarves would have a better chance because they're more nimble. Midgets with their screwed up knees and hips will waddle around trying to get away and get the crap mauled out of them. The Nomination: "LOL!!" Lil Bit Special Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 24, 2010 Author Share Posted March 24, 2010 Topic: [url=http://www.jetnation.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1545889#post1545889]Don Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 24, 2010 Author Share Posted March 24, 2010 Topic: Mauer: 8 years - 184 miiiillllllliiiooonnnn dollars You still do not get it and your posts explaining only proove you know you are wrong. League is a vague. Be specific. The Nomination: "Where can I find this guy in real life?" Mentos Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 24, 2010 Author Share Posted March 24, 2010 Topic: Mauer: 8 years - 184 miiiillllllliiiooonnnn dollars You still do not get it and your posts explaining only proove you know you are wrong. League is a vague. Be specific. The Nomination: "Where can I find this guy in real life?" Mentos Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 25, 2010 Author Share Posted March 25, 2010 Topic: The BIG Announcement ...Official Thread I'm Idaho The Nomination: "Perfect use of a Simpson quote. Can't go wrong with that." snow_monkey Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 25, 2010 Author Share Posted March 25, 2010 Topic: Any Tips For Quieting Rediculously Loud Hardwood Floors? Lose some more weight The Nomination: ":rl:" PFSIKH Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 25, 2010 Author Share Posted March 25, 2010 Topic: Any Tips For Quieting Rediculously Loud Hardwood Floors? I will second what DJHF said. ...you could also try sneaking in a window closer to the bed, but you'll have to wash up somewhere before going in. The Nomination: "LOFL!!!" T0mShane Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 31, 2010 Author Share Posted March 31, 2010 Topic: JN Mafia - The Land of Fat and Happy Nah, I'm screwing with you guys. I'm scum, good catch! The Nomination: "OMG POST OF THE ****ING GENERATION!!!" JiF Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted March 31, 2010 Author Share Posted March 31, 2010 Topic: Dez Bryant forgets to bring his cleats to his Pro Day 1. He's only 23 2. It takes a long time to transition to 3-4 OLB 3. It's not all about sacks 4. He's got two good players ahead of him 5. He's not hurting the team 6. He's an elite athlete The Nomination: "Nice turn around" newjakecity Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted April 1, 2010 Author Share Posted April 1, 2010 Topic: Didnt realize this about Mike Pettine I think it was Chris McKelvy...he ended up at Penn St. Never made it any further. The Nomination: "POTW just because he/she actually posted!" Mentos Editor's Note: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted April 1, 2010 Author Share Posted April 1, 2010 Topic: Fast mafia: Lynch me please! Signup thread [url=http://www.jetnation.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1549842#post1549842] I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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