Ghost Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Where are the post whoresssssssssss? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted February 10, 2009 Author Share Posted February 10, 2009 Some kids piss their name in the snow. Darrelle Revis can piss his name into concrete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted February 10, 2009 Author Share Posted February 10, 2009 Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Darrelle Revis can kill 100 percent of whatever the **** he wants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted February 10, 2009 Author Share Posted February 10, 2009 :rl: I stole these from a couple of posters, not naming by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted February 10, 2009 Author Share Posted February 10, 2009 Darrelle Revis once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted February 10, 2009 Author Share Posted February 10, 2009 Darelle Revis doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted February 10, 2009 Author Share Posted February 10, 2009 Darelle Revis' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Kris Jenkins. :rl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted February 10, 2009 Author Share Posted February 10, 2009 Can I get some help here please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted February 10, 2009 Author Share Posted February 10, 2009 Darelle Revis does not sleep. He waits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted February 10, 2009 Author Share Posted February 10, 2009 If you spell Darelle Revis wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Darelle Revis?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted February 10, 2009 Author Share Posted February 10, 2009 Darelle Revis can touch MC Hammer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted February 10, 2009 Author Share Posted February 10, 2009 I need Irish Jet or Ecurb in this thread. Post whores! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted February 10, 2009 Author Share Posted February 10, 2009 Darelle Revis played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted February 10, 2009 Author Share Posted February 10, 2009 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Darelle Revis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted February 10, 2009 Author Share Posted February 10, 2009 Darelle Revis first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted February 10, 2009 Author Share Posted February 10, 2009 Everybody loves Raymond. Except Darelle Revis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted February 10, 2009 Author Share Posted February 10, 2009 Darelle Revis died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted February 10, 2009 Author Share Posted February 10, 2009 You guys suck!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ghost Posted February 10, 2009 Author Share Posted February 10, 2009 FREAKING.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted February 10, 2009 Author Share Posted February 10, 2009 HELP!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted February 10, 2009 Author Share Posted February 10, 2009 The square root of Darelle Revis is pain. Do not try to square Darelle Revis, the result is death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted February 10, 2009 Author Share Posted February 10, 2009 Darelle Revis can believe it's not butter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted February 10, 2009 Author Share Posted February 10, 2009 That one was F'ing Hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted February 10, 2009 Author Share Posted February 10, 2009 :rl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted February 10, 2009 Author Share Posted February 10, 2009 Darelle Revis never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted February 10, 2009 Author Share Posted February 10, 2009 There is no such thing as global warming. Darelle Revis was cold, so he turned the sun up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted February 10, 2009 Author Share Posted February 10, 2009 James Cameron wanted Darelle Revis to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted February 10, 2009 Author Share Posted February 10, 2009 :rl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted February 10, 2009 Author Share Posted February 10, 2009 Darelle Revis was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted February 10, 2009 Author Share Posted February 10, 2009 Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Darelle Revis pajamas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted February 10, 2009 Author Share Posted February 10, 2009 Some F'ing HELPPPPPPPPPP!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted February 10, 2009 Author Share Posted February 10, 2009 It's widely believed that Jesus was Darelle Revis stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Darelle Revis skin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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