Ranger Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 You know it's bad when my friends in South Florida are sending me this : Little David is in the 5th grade. Yesterday morning, the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up; fireman, policeman, salesman, auto mechanic, etc. The teacher noticed that little David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so she asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and do it with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said David, "He coaches football for the New York Jets, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Troll Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 wow Why does Nomar look black in your signature? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackout Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 Why does Nomar look black in your signature? read my signature again, it doesnt say anything about "the shortstop with the biggest nose of all time" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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