Popular Post OtherwiseHappyinLife Posted December 29, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted December 29, 2023 I thought last year’s couldn’t get worse… this year’s should be fun. ———————————————————- Zach: ‘My head will continue to hurt as long as I’m here … I miss my mom.’ Becton: ‘Wait, I don’t get a bonus for most sacks & penalties?’ Tomlinson: ‘Cha-ching.’ AVT: ‘Please don’t exercise my 5th year.’ Garrett: ‘I demand a trade. Anywhere … Cleveland, Flacco and Elijah are looking good.’ Breece: ‘You try running thru a hole the size of Woody’s brain.’ Uzomah: ‘Come on guys. We can do it … oh Fukk it.’ Tippmann: ‘Can I undeclare for last year’s draft?’ Lawson: ‘SMH .. you could have just cut me and used the money on Offense.’ Sauce: ‘I quit like 5 weeks ago .. to get ready for my online Madden rematch against Tyreek.’ Mosley: ‘$17M salary for THIS….? ok, I’ll see you next year.’ Rodgers: ‘I’m ready for the vaccine .. does it wipe away my memory of the last 9 months?’ Huff: ‘Bye.’ Woody: ‘Progress.’ Saleh: ‘Hmmm, there is an opening at Route 23 Honda. “All electric, no brakes” … I like the sound of that’ JD: ‘YES!!! We were able to keep our 6th round pick at the trade deadline. Major win!’ Ulbrich (in a robotic tone): ‘The left CB plays on the left. The right CB plays on the right. The left CB plays on the left. The right CB plays on the right ..’ 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trotter Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 1 hour ago, OtherwiseHappyinLife said: I thought last year’s couldn’t get worse… this year’s should be fun. ———————————————————- Zach: ‘My head will continue to hurt as long as I’m here … I miss my mom.’ Becton: ‘Wait, I don’t get a bonus for most sacks & penalties?’ Tomlinson: ‘Cha-ching.’ AVT: ‘Please don’t exercise my 5th year.’ Garrett: ‘I demand a trade. Anywhere … Cleveland, Flacco and Elijah are looking good.’ Breece: ‘You try running thru a hole the size of Woody’s brain.’ Uzomah: ‘Come on guys. We can do it … oh Fukk it.’ Tippmann: ‘Can I undeclare for last year’s draft?’ Lawson: ‘SMH .. you could have just cut me and used the money on Offense.’ Sauce: ‘I quit like 5 weeks ago .. to get ready for my online Madden rematch against Tyreek.’ Mosley: ‘$17M salary for THIS….? ok, I’ll see you next year.’ Rodgers: ‘I’m ready for the vaccine .. does it wipe away my memory of the last 9 months?’ Huff: ‘Bye.’ Woody: ‘Progress.’ Saleh: ‘Hmmm, there is an opening at Route 23 Honda. “All electric, no brakes” … I like the sound of that’ JD: ‘YES!!! We were able to keep our 6th round pick at the trade deadline. Major win!’ Ulbrich (in a robotic tone): ‘The left CB plays on the left. The right CB plays on the right. The left CB plays on the left. The right CB plays on the right ..’ If i may I think you forgot one Reed: We are still better than the 85 Bears 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OtherwiseHappyinLife Posted December 29, 2023 Author Share Posted December 29, 2023 1 hour ago, Trotter said: If i may I think you forgot one Reed: We are still better than the 85 Bears lol! The 85 Bad News Bears …. maybe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 Forgot one: @Barry McCockinner 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 Dalvin Cook: “I’m still a top 20 back” @Pac 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OtherwiseHappyinLife Posted December 29, 2023 Author Share Posted December 29, 2023 Sorry .. one more Thomas Morstead: Thank you for giving me the opportunity … I mean so many … so so so many opportunities to punt. Any others? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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