Excerpts from Herm Edwards Press Conference

[GM]

Reporter: Coach, is this the way you saw you KC debut turning out?

Edwards: Well, Arrowhead is a tough place to start the season. It is known throughout the league to cause havoc for teams...especially opening day.

Reporter: Coach, Arrowhead is the HOME of the Chiefs. Wouldn't that play to your advantage?

Edwards: No matter where you are the Guys in the Black Hole can be scary. Very intimidating to any player.

Reporter: Coach, the Black Hole is in Oakland. You were home today...In Kansas City.

Edwards: You're chasing chickens here. Next question.

Reporter: With Green out, do you think you will lean on Johnson more?

Edwards: This team is a ball control team. Always has been. The game will be won on the legs of Woody Johnson.

Reporter: You mean Larry Johnson?

Edwards: Exactly. Magic Johnson

[Sperm Edwards]

nice

[johnny green balls]

"now, ya'll media types remember this name: mike solari. that's s-o-l-a-r-i. missed communication. solari. hey, "Sorry Solari" would make a good headline. ya'll can use that free of charge."

[LionelRichie]

"now, ya'll media types remember this name: mike solari. that's s-o-l-a-r-i. missed communication. solari. hey, "Sorry Solari" would make a good headline. ya'll can use that free of charge."

i wonder which coordinator goes under the bus first. one thing herm does extremely well is distribute blame for his team's failings. replacing both solari and cunningham will buy herm at least 3 years of "gelling" in KC before they figure him out as the fraud that he is.

[johnny green balls]

i wonder which coordinator goes under the bus first. one thing herm does extremely well is distribute blame for his team's failings. replacing both solari and cunningham will buy herm at least 3 years of "gelling" in KC before they figure him out as the fraud that he is.

solari has already been bus-tossed.