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Who is "TheGarv" ?


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A little back round info on "TheGarv". I paid good money for this info and spent the last 2 weeks checking my sources and proving it's validity. Everything is 100% accurate and fact!

Before he was a famous You-tuber he was a Wanna-Be pro Wrestler

that went by the name "Disco Donnie "

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His career ended in a tragic masturbation accident that resulted in 2 torn ACL's and a ruptured Achilles tendon.

He spent the next few yrs under the care of a nurse. Untill he was well enough to walk again.

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But to really understand TheGarv you need to go way back...to the beginning.

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His love for the Jets started with Joe Namath but not for the reasons you think. Sure he was a great QB and won the Jets a Super bowl...but it was this commercial that sparked TheGarv's love for the Jets and Joe Namath. It has been a love affair for the ages ever since.

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We are glad to have TheGarv on board. The man can do things to midgets I never thought possible. Well...I thought they were possible but never had an extension cord long enough to plug everything in.

Amazing.

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