POTW Bot Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Topic: Michael Jackson is still Alive! Well you can "Beat It" while watching but other than that I have no idea. The Nomination: "Now that we we are back in the POTW business, I'll have to send this one in and check back in 2012 to see if it won." Green DNA Editor's Note: Wow. This post was a real thriller............ See what I did there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted August 29, 2009 Author Share Posted August 29, 2009 Topic: Brian Schottenheimer: We can win with these receivers Brian Shottenhiemer also thinks we can win with Brian Shottenhiemer. The Nomination: "LOL" GodWearsAGrayHoodie Editor's Note: 1st and Goal... On the 1... Lets go 5 Wide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted September 1, 2009 Author Share Posted September 1, 2009 Topic: So the Jets cant beat the Texans? Really? Schaub will probably be getting treatment twice a day on his leg prior to the game, so I don't think it will be that much of an issue. However, it will be great to see the best WR in the game in Andre Johnson go up against Revis. Revis does get a lot of respect, but this is going to be a good game and good stretch of games to show how damned good he is. If Revis can contain Johnson, I'm not too afraid of their secondary weapons. Slaton is a beast, but our defense seems to have a tougher time stopping the more downhill rushing teams like the giants with Jacobs or vikings with AD. It looked like our team was getting better in the screen game, so that should bode well against slaton. When you watched the Vikings game last night, you saw how the texans had pretty much the entire team in the box, but they are not extremely disciplined and seemed to over-pursue on most runs. This makes me think i would like to see them run right between the tackles with leon; one cut and go. Should be a good overall game. The Nomination: "Nominated for being a flat out excellent football post." Max Editor's Note: Ok... In this case, we'll win week one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted September 1, 2009 Author Share Posted September 1, 2009 Topic: Thomas Jones birthday party Could be the first time he's hit any hole with force since joining the Jets. The Nomination: ":rl:" PS17 Editor's Note: Nah. The whole closed while he was busy flexing in the mirror. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted September 2, 2009 Author Share Posted September 2, 2009 Topic: OT: Survivor and Pro Pickem I'll do it. Done. Yahoo pro pickum JetNation Group ID# 40602 pw pats#1 Yahoo surviver JetNation Group ID# 15573 pw pats#1 The Nomination: "This post was Gold....GOLD I tell ya!!!!" rbljet Editor's Note: See what happens when America falls asleep at the wheel... Outsourcing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted September 2, 2009 Author Share Posted September 2, 2009 Topic: Marshall To Jets? If the Jets had Jesus at WR, they go 8-8 at best this year. Sanchez will have growing pains. Brandon Marshall is not going to get them to the Superbowl; they might as well just wait until next year to fix any WR problem they have, while at the same time, sparing themselves the drama that accompanies BM. The Nomination: "Its ok... Jesus cant hit a curveball either" Lil Bit Special Editor's Note: What they need is Moses at offensive guard. He could part the defenders, clearing a path so wide even TJ could see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted September 2, 2009 Author Share Posted September 2, 2009 Topic: Marshall To Jets? Well....Jesus has holes through his hands so he can't catch. And although the dude could walk on water, his 40 time is not that great. He would make a horrible wide reciever. On the other hand he might make an excellent special teams coach, he has been known to come up with a mircle or two right when they are needed. Moses I would want for the offensive line. The way he parted the red sea, could you image the holes he could create for a running back. The Nomination: "I wonder how Mel Kiper Jr. would grade him..." Lil Bit Special Editor's Note: Wow... My comment was ninja'd by a follow up post. Ouch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted September 2, 2009 Author Share Posted September 2, 2009 Topic: Bank wants thumbprint from man with no hands I've got to give Valdez a hand , he played it right. But still the bank manager could have gone out on a limb for him. The Nomination: "Here's a courtesy nom for my buddy TJ" Lil Bit Special Editor's Note: ... The Pun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted September 2, 2009 Author Share Posted September 2, 2009 Topic: Marshall To Jets? The Nomination: "perfect reply" Jerichoholic Editor's Note: If that's the case, then we can only hope SoFlaJets is right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted September 3, 2009 Author Share Posted September 3, 2009 Topic: Bungles first round pick breaks foot in practice. If you look at his manboobs and fat ass stomach you can kind of see see Joe Camel. The Nomination: "Outstanding. No chance I would have noticed that without it being pointed out." Jetsfan80 Editor's Note: Get really close... Cross your eyes... pull back... and it's in 3-D man... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted September 3, 2009 Author Share Posted September 3, 2009 Topic: Michael Lomardis theory on Gholston There is a fundamental flaw with this theory. Roger played QB in high school. It claims that two Jets employees were unable to block VG from getting to Godell. So to accept this theory you must believe that VG was able to shed two blockers and reach the the QB. We all know how unlikely that is. The Nomination: "Its great when Pats fans and Jets fans can have a laugh together" Lil Bit Special Editor's Note: Ok, now what about Chad Jackson? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted September 3, 2009 Author Share Posted September 3, 2009 Topic: JN Mafia Thread: Superheroes Unite! I would bet 10,000 american dollars you make fun of fat people... The Nomination: "Subtle genius" Doggin94it Editor's Note: CTM is selling a 25 part audio tape series called, 'Make Fun of Klecko on Your Way to POTW Glory'. Available in stores. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted September 3, 2009 Author Share Posted September 3, 2009 Topic: Is THIS A Chupacabra? In texas? Dinner. The Nomination: "not bad for a Pats fan" SoFlaJets Editor's Note: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeee Hawwwwwwwwwwwwww... Who's Hungry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted September 4, 2009 Author Share Posted September 4, 2009 Topic: Nobody wants to say it... Fajitas? I think Crusher just orgasmed. The Nomination: "POTW!" F.Chowds Editor's Note: And you thought it was sour cream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted September 4, 2009 Author Share Posted September 4, 2009 Topic: THE JETS HAVE DONE WHAT I THOUGHT CANT BE DONE!!!!! The Nomination: "some funny sh1t" afosomf Editor's Note: ... And a big sign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted September 4, 2009 Author Share Posted September 4, 2009 Topic: I just want to say thanks Does it count if he walks while shaped like the moon? The Nomination: "this made me spew my morning coffee on my monitor" SoFlaJets Editor's Note: Only if you can generate your own gravitation pull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted September 4, 2009 Author Share Posted September 4, 2009 Topic: Nobody wants to say it... It's kind of hard to tell since there aren't any rings on any of them. Can you tell me which of these is Dan Marino's hand? The Nomination: "Awesome!!! Down goes crashing...down goes crashing. Beautiful Thor. Simply beautiful." PFSIKH Editor's Note: The irony of course being that he choked far less when he learned Finkle was Einhorn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted September 4, 2009 Author Share Posted September 4, 2009 Topic: I'm hungry so I'm eating cereal. Gives new meaning to Cereal Killer. The Nomination: "Made me laugh out loud. I think this makes me a loser :)" Garb Editor's Note: I'm not even sure this makes sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted September 4, 2009 Author Share Posted September 4, 2009 Topic: Post Of The Week Noms I just want to remind you guys that since we have EY working the POTW Bot to submit your nominations if something cracks you up. Just click on the little check...it's the thing that makes this site unique, and even though Greenbeans (sadly) isn't doing them anymore I think we got a keeper in Yellin. Start nomming... The Nomination: "heh" BP Editor's Note: 8v9yUVgrmPY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted September 4, 2009 Author Share Posted September 4, 2009 Topic: Our 2001-2005 Fearless Leader Was At The Game Last Night That's not Sooth. The Nomination: "great line!" Lil Bit Special Editor's Note: It's been almost a year now. The memories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted September 5, 2009 Author Share Posted September 5, 2009 Topic: Anger uncorked at bottle maker Sigg over BPA Hippie sandal wearing faggots. Drink out of a goddamn glass and shut up. The Nomination: "jetophile makes me smile.... or maybe i just have gas. either way, it deserves a POTW nom." Lil Bit Special Editor's Note: Pass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted September 6, 2009 Author Share Posted September 6, 2009 Topic: Pats trade Seymour to Oak I wonder if, after Belichick makes these deals, if he calls Mike Tannenbaum's cell phone, laughs, and then just hangs up. The Nomination: "Davis will do anything to **** the Jets up...a HoF WR for a 4th rounder and now this..." SoFlaJets Editor's Note: Hi, Mr. Tannenbaum... Um, This is Bob Belding, uh, is your refrigerator running? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Topic: Brady & Moss The Nomination: "OWNAGE!" DarkLadyJets Editor's Note: Oh, well, why didn't you say so? And oh, I don't know if you're interested in this detail, but I was just about to tell you that I love Wes Welker. I love him, and I don't care what you think. I love him for the man he wants to be, and I love him for the man he almost is. I love Wes Welker. Congratulations to MDL_JET, It's always nice to see a Pats fan choke on the Welker load. Wear your badge of valor this week... Hector, you're out: A note to posters, it seems in order to get yourself nominated, impress Lil Bit Special, as he's the main source of nominations. So, as a review, here at POTW, we enjoy making Pats fans look silly, making fun of Klecko73isGod, and anything Lil Bit Special likes. See you next week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 good job EY congrats to MDL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Simply fabulous. Nice work, EY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 No nominations this week? I'm gonna have to start working harder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 No nominations this week? I'm gonna have to start working harder. Or sucking less. *If things hold true to form, this should be post 1 of next week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodWearsAGrayHoodie Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Great job EY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Or sucking less. *If things hold true to form, this should be post 1 of next week. Nommed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatriotReign37 Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Congratulations to MDL_JET, It's always nice to see a Pats fan choke on the Welker load. Wear your badge of valor this week... Hector, you're out: A note to posters, it seems in order to get yourself nominated, impress Lil Bit Special, as he's the main source of nominations. So, as a review, here at POTW, we enjoy making Pats fans look silly, making fun of Klecko73isGod, and anything Lil Bit Special likes. See you next week. Be sure not to make a mistake. I'll be all over it Little EY Boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Great job EY. This is an interesting strategy: kiss the ass of the POTW guy, hoping for recognition.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodWearsAGrayHoodie Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 This is an interesting strategy: kiss the ass of the POTW guy, hoping for recognition.... Well, I got three nominations....so it must be working. You might want to try the sucking less approach EY suggested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Well, I got three nominations....so it must be working. You might want to try the sucking less approach EY suggested. What the hell kind of self-absorbed prick cares how many POTW nominations he got? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montreal Jet Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 What the hell kind of self-absorbed prick cares how many POTW nominations he got? Don't be so hard on yourself!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodWearsAGrayHoodie Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 No nominations this week? I'm gonna have to start working harder. What the hell kind of self-absorbed prick cares how many POTW nominations he got? You. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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