Rex Ryan Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 WHAT THE **** IS UP JETNATION!!!! I'm here to make sure all of YOU REAL JETS FANS are ready to show up in WUSS-AMI AND KICK DOLPHIN ASS!! That Channing Crowder is a real punk. So is Ronnie Brown. This week I am focusing on chop blocks AT THE KNEES CAUSE THAT ***** IS SCARED OF GETTING HIT IN THE KNEES. Step 2- I plan on finding the Jennifer Lopez. Have you guys seen the ass on that girl?? THAT THING IS FANTASTIC. I plan on taking her out to a VERY NICE BBQ RIB DINNER and slathering that ass up with BBQ sauce and applying pressure at the "A" GAP ALL ****ING NIGHT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. DEFILE THE OWNER AND BREAK THEIR SPIRITS. Once we execute these two things I believe we will HUMILATE the DOL-PHAGS. I'm gonna shut the wildcat down and pound that little ***** like it was J-LO. And after we win we are gonna ****ING PARTY. But not in Miami cause they like all sorts of gay things so I WANT ALL OF JET NATION TO GET ON OUR PLANE AND DRINK SOME PBR'S WITH COACH RYAN!!! ARE YOU GUYS WITH ME OR WHAT!!!! GIVE ME J-E-T-S CHANT!!! LET'S ****ING DO IT!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mari0k Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Im bookmarking this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s dubb Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 slathering that ass up with BBQ sauce and applying pressure at the "A" GAP ALL ****ING NIGHT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Must make mental note of this to try on wife!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Im bookmarking this. Odds open at 1-1 that Marycok believes this is the actual Rex Ryan.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Odds open at 1-1 that Marycok believes this is the actual Rex Ryan.. I'll set the over and under for age on Mary**** at 11. Oh yeah, under. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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