Jump to content

The Onion's AFC East Preview


Klecko73isGod

Recommended Posts

Love the Onion, but the Pats aren't old. They have the youngest D in the division.

# Weakness: New Jet Santonio Holmes claimed to have a great weed connect, but after hooking teammates up with total schwag, he has lots of ground to make up

# Player To Watch: Quarterback Mark Sanchez, specifically his muscular thighs and perfectly sculpted a$$

The Vikings still have many unanswered questions in the secondary, such as "What's a cornerback?" and "Who was supposed to cover that guy?"

On the Lions:

Strength: Since they play in the NFC North, this team should get two easy wins when facing the lowly Lions

Jags:

Weakness: Quarterback controversy between Luke McCown and David Garrard has coaches wondering if they should even have a quarterback at all.

Lawlz.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Biggest Question: This may be the year New England finally falls out of contention, but we know full well these ****s will pull a 12-4 season out of their a$$ somehow

Biggest Question: Why exactly is everyone so optimistic about this team in the preseason every single year?

This isn't all that funny actually.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

×
×
  • Create New...