Maxman Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Are you implying that her boyfriend, like may others before and after him, sodomized Smizzy in the joint? No. I am implying that they made love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 No. I am implying that they made love. Did they spoon? Or was Smizzy too cheap to throw in the extra pack of smokes it costs for post-coital prison intimacy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFan712 Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Did they spoon? Or was Smizzy too cheap to throw in the extra pack of smokes it costs for post-coital prison intimacy? Actually he said Smizzy wasn't all that great... It was a wham bam thank you ma'am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Actually he said Smizzy wasn't all that great... It was a wham bam thank you ma'am. Smizzy called your boyfriend "ma'am"? Sounds like a real keeper. When do you want me, the minor celebrity known as TomShane, to pick you up? Holla. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Because its the best damn messageboard on the internet? 712, ass kissing will get you everywhere here. And speaking of, beware of Tom's poetry. So I'm told. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 712, a$$ kissing will get you everywhere here. And speaking of, beware of Tom's poetry. So I'm told. Roses are red Violets are blue Verde's home address is 722 Highridge Rd. Pittsburgh, PA 89564 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Roses are red Violets are blue Verde's home address is 722 Highridge Rd. Pittsburgh, PA 89564 712: "Oh, what on earth could Verde be talking about?!? That is the worst poetry I've ever read." Very clever Tom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackLabelJetsFan Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Holy crap. 712, when you get done toying with the management in that aforementioned sassy way, would you marry me? Ballsy women rule. (Before some of y'all get excited, thats doesn't mean women with testicles) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aec4 Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 This is for all the newbs and some veterans that ask this age old question. Take a look at this jewel and there will be no doubt. http://www.patsfans.com/new-england-patriots/messageboard/showthread.php?t=23419 Im still working on TomMoron, I mean TomShane posts here. I'm not read yto move up to the question of Pats fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 712 did school TomShane in this thread. I am not saying it is that hard to do. It is just nice to see, that's all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackLabelJetsFan Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 712 did school TomShane in this thread. I am not saying it is that hard to do. It is just nice to see, that's all. Plus she's apparently got a thing for guys that have done time! \:D/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFan712 Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Holy crap. 712, when you get done toying with the management in that aforementioned sassy way, would you marry me? Ballsy women rule. (Before some of y'all get excited, thats doesn't mean women with testicles) Sure, as long as we get married during halftime on the 50 yd line at the Jets/Pats game. Think you can arrange that? PS: Good thing you put in that small print, I was alittle worried about you for a minute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Sure, as long as we get married during halftime on the 50 yd line at the Jets/Pats game. Think you can arrange that? PS: Good thing you put in that small print, I was alittle worried about you for a minute. I have seen enough of 712's work. The verdict is in: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Plus she's apparently got a thing for guys that have done time! \:D/ Cmon who amongst us isn't turned on by a man with a little jailhouse ink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 I have seen enough of 712's work. The verdict is in: It's truly a miracle that you have EVER had sex. Honestly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 It's truly a miracle that you have EVER had sex. Honestly. Dude, you told me you regretted it that night. Can't we just move past this? You like women now, I get it. Geez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackLabelJetsFan Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Cmon who amongst us isn't turned on by a man with a little jailhouse ink? Good point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFan712 Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Dude, you told me you regretted it that night. Can't we just move past this? You like women now, I get it. Geez. You don't suppose he maybe is in denial???? :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackLabelJetsFan Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Sure, as long as we get married during halftime on the 50 yd line at the Jets/Pats game. Think you can arrange that? PS: Good thing you put in that small print, I was alittle worried about you for a minute. I'll talk to my boy Woody Johnson. Im sure that can be arranged. Actually, and in all seriousness, weren't the Jets pitching that as a wedding package in one of their merchandise catalogs a year or two ago. The one before this years fold out version that I couldn't read on the can 'cause it unfolded to the size of the bathroom itself. The small print was for The Management. I think they're a little, um, light in the loafers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFan712 Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 I'll talk to my boy Woody Johnson. Im sure that can be arranged. Actually, and in all seriousness, weren't the Jets pitching that as a wedding package in one of their merchandise catalogs a year or two ago. The one before this years fold out version that I couldn't read on the can 'cause it unfolded to the size of the bathroom itself. The small print was for The Management. I think they're a little, um, light in the loafers. That catalog was a pain in the A$$. What were they thinking. I tossed it, didn't even give it a look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 That catalog was a pain in the A$$. What were they thinking. I tossed it, didn't even give it a look. Because I do not rap, and I do not play professional football, I do not buy "phat Jets gear." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 You rap...you wrap your lips around my (Bleep) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 You rap...you wrap your lips around my (Bleep) I am flagging you for poor use of a homonym. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 I am flagging you for poor use of a homonym. You just wanted to say "homo"...homo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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