SayNoToDMC Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 Somewhere in Georgia, Kelly is wondering why no birthday love from the Jetnation community. You mean he's sitting in Kosovo wearing a suit made of women? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 Y'all be desperate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted August 23, 2013 Author Share Posted August 23, 2013 Max moving on from Courtney? Courtney bought me Smashburger this week. You don't move on from anybody that buys you Smashburger. End of story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted August 23, 2013 Author Share Posted August 23, 2013 ...the more consistently I read this board, the less the nuanced weirdness slips by.... Be honest, when you read this stuff and then think about how well you fit in here, does that scare you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted August 23, 2013 Author Share Posted August 23, 2013 When is Courtney's birthday? March 12th. I think. I totally don't know it or have it memorized. But I am pretty sure it is in March. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayNoToDMC Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 March 12th. I think. I totally don't know it or have it memorized. But I am pretty sure it is in March. Double check the calender you keep under the hair doll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted August 23, 2013 Author Share Posted August 23, 2013 I haven't had a birthday thread in two years. Might finally be time to get that breast augmentation surgery I've been putting off. Anyway, happy birthday to you, GATA! This is all part of my master plan to bring back the birthday threads in full force. I miss them, seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted August 23, 2013 Author Share Posted August 23, 2013 I see you guys... But thanks sooooo much to everybody especially, Max, I hope to see more of you guys in a couple of games this yr. Whether your messages were good or trolly, I appreciate the thought. You are welcome. Don't mind all the haters. Happy Birthday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted August 23, 2013 Author Share Posted August 23, 2013 These allegations are baseless. I regularly start birthday threads for male posters here. Here is an example: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pointman Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 Courtney bought me Smashburger this week. You don't move on from anybody that buys you Smashburger. End of story. Smashburger sucks, dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted August 23, 2013 Author Share Posted August 23, 2013 Smashburger sucks, dude. I dont even know who you are anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GATA Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 I texted her Happy Bday so I didnt have to put it in the thread. Sent a mirror shot of my abs too. I was disappoint. Truly had higher expectations The thirst is strong in this thread. ...the more consistently I read this board, the less the nuanced weirdness slips by.... And then, we start blending in ... Geez now we have Anthony Weiner wannebees Bahahaha I dont even know who you are anymore. You should try Bareburger. That's flavor town central station. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kay_gee Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 Be honest, when you read this stuff and then think about how well you fit in here, does that scare you? ...little bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeKlecko Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 inna gata da vita, baby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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