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he dated my mom. she made him do the dishes. he wouldn't use soap, claimed it wasn't necessary, the dishes get just as clean with very hot water and friction.

I believe him.

he was smart. and soap just makes things rinse easier, really.

 

Now he sounds like a hippie.  If they made the soap out of hemp we'd be hearing how important it was. 

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True story. Not sure if I've told it before.  A very affected gay man supervisor.  Think flamboyant Felix Unger complaining about his female accountant. 

 

It's because she is a woman.  I don't know how you marry them.  I'm surprised there aren't more murders. 

 

Married Haitian worker:

 

It's because you can't get away with it. 

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Friday?  Check.

A Luncheon?  Check and can probably stretch that into to a few hours.

Leave Early?  Check

Bosses not here all day?  F'ing major Check!!!

 

JG's tax money will not be well spent today.

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