LTC Ronald Spiers' Famous Quote Sums Up The Best Way To Cope As A Jets Fan

[The Gun Of Bavaria]

LTC Ronald Spiers (RET) of Easy Company, 506th PIR, 101st Airborne fame:  "The only hope you have is to accept the fact that you're already dead. The sooner you accept that, the sooner you'll be able to function as a soldier is supposed to function: without mercy, without compassion, without remorse. All war depends upon it."

 

If that doesn't sum up being a Jets fan I don't know what does. I stopped being emotionally invested in this team after the 2010 AFC Championship debacle of no-showing in the first half.  Just a much easier coping mechanism to not care at this point in my life. Been a Jets fan for 40+ years ....it's the only way to maintain any degree of sports sanity. I wish for the best but I've accepted the fact that having just turned 50, I will hopefully by the will of god go another 30 years ..... all while knowing I will never see this team in a Super Bowl. I'm okay with that because at the end of the day, life is too short and too fragile to care about this sh*tbox franchise and its assclown owner. 

[Gibby]

He didn’t offer me a cigarette first- so I feel safe

[The Gun Of Bavaria]

At this point in being a Jets fan I feel like the German POW’s 

[nj meadowlands]

Cringe

[UnknownJetFan]

1 hour ago, The Gun Of Bavaria said:

LTC Ronald Spiers (RET) of Easy Company, 506th PIR, 101st Airborne fame:  "The only hope you have is to accept the fact that you're already dead. The sooner you accept that, the sooner you'll be able to function as a soldier is supposed to function: without mercy, without compassion, without remorse. All war depends upon it."

 

If that doesn't sum up being a Jets fan I don't know what does. I stopped being emotionally invested in this team after the 2010 AFC Championship debacle of no-showing in the first half.  Just a much easier coping mechanism to not care at this point in my life. Been a Jets fan for 40+ years ....it's the only way to maintain any degree of sports sanity. I wish for the best but I've accepted the fact that having just turned 50, I will hopefully by the will of god go another 30 years ..... all while knowing I will never see this team in a Super Bowl. I'm okay with that because at the end of the day, life is too short and too fragile to care about this sh*tbox franchise and its assclown owner. 

As mistake prone as the Jets are if they were soldiers they would be killed immediately.

[peebag]

1 minute ago, UnknownJetFan said:

As mistake prone as the Jets are if they were soldiers they would be killed immediately.

by their own hand

[The Gun Of Bavaria]

43 minutes ago, peebag said:

by their own hand

I could see the Jets offense pulling the pin, releasing the spoon, and holding on to the grenade.