kobe24jets Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 ost Falls (AP) -- Reports from Boston suggest that there may be a new rule to discuss when the NBA Rules Committee holds its annual meeting this upcoming offseason. Supposedly, David Stern and Co will be reviewing the possibility of adding another NBA rule; this one will be known as the Paul Pierce Rule. Although not finalized, the rule will likely state that anytime a player goes in down in agony with a supposed injury, roles and spasms uncontrollably on the floor for at least 3 minutes or more, has to be carried off the court by two players while he puts an elbow over his face to hide the fact that he is crying, and proceeds to be placed in a wheelchair and escorted back to the locker room - that same player must remain in that locker room for a minimum of 10 minutes and has to sit out at least one quarter. David Stern thoughts, "Honestly, that was actually quite embarrassing was it not? I mean geez, if I just saw the highlights after the injury of him flopping on the floor and getting carried off I would have guessed Tonya Harding made a guest appearance in the Garden last night and clubbed Paul right in the knee. He really put on a show didn't he? He was back before we could even cut to a commercial break. What did the doc do in the locker room? Slap him in the face, tell him to quit crying and be a man? That Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curtis Martin 28 Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 Pierce isn't a frickin' pansy. He's a very tough player and came back only 3 minutes later and raped the Lakers. You're just jealous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Achilles Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 Lakers lost the game and all the fans can talk about is Paul Pierce and his pain threshold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 PP is a puss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kobe24jets Posted June 7, 2008 Author Share Posted June 7, 2008 Pierce isn't a frickin' pansy. He's a very tough player and came back only 3 minutes later and raped the Lakers. You're just jealous.david stern says he acts like a cheerleader that proves hes a puss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 david stern says he acts like a cheerleader that proves hes a puss He said that fo real ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curtis Martin 28 Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 No, he didn't really say that. It's a spoof story. You're just trying to get your mind off your loss to the Celtics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 No, he didn't really say that. It's a spoof story. You're just trying to get your mind off your loss to the Celtics. Do you see the punctuations ? The periods ? Kobe doesn't use any of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curtis Martin 28 Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 Do you see the punctuations ? The periods ? Kobe doesn't use any of that. I know, but there are websites where you can get spoof stories. Like that spoof story all over the "news" of Fidel Castro dying like a year ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 Pierce isn't a frickin' pansy. He's a very tough player and came back only 3 minutes later and raped the Lakers. You're just jealous. Please spare us the PP Zen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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