JETSorDIE Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 QB Tony Tomo QB Mike Vick WR Plaxico Buress Jerry Jones fustrated with another 1st rd loss goes after highly sought after parolees Mike Vick and Plaxico Buress. He also hires the Offensive Coordinator from Florida.. Here is how the offense looks.. Tony Romo plays the role of Cris Leak and is on on passing plays Mike Vick plays the role of Tim Tebow on running plays.. Plax play reciever in shot gun plays .. lol Pacman jones will play offense in the wildhog TO is the not the bad boy on the team any more... The name of the offense "the longest yard formation" result 1st rd loss lol boredum is a horrible thing .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 This isn't such a far fetched idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Garb Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 I think Wade Philips is a complete moron and the number one reason why Dallas will never win a championship - or even be in a championship game. Read this: Practice report: The Valley Ranch Circus is running strong 1:33 PM Wed, Dec 03, 2008 | Permalink | Yahoo! Buzz Tim MacMahon E-mail News tips Most of the Cowboys are preparing for Sunday's game in frigid Pittsburgh by practicing in the team's Valley Ranch indoor facility. DeMarcus Ware (hyperextended knee) and Marion Barber (dislocated pinkie toe) braved the conditions to work out on a practice field along with fellow rehabbers Mike Jenkins (hamstring) and Miles Austin (knee). A handful of old dudes -- T.O., Marc Colombo, Flozell Adams, Greg Ellis and Zach Thomas -- were given a veteran's day off by Wade Phillips. (Didn't they have four of the previous five days off?) It's quite a scene inside the bubble. A whole bunch of corporate types had invaded one sideline. A DJ was cranking out tunes on the other sideline, leading rookie TE Martellus Bennett to hop on his feet and dance during stretching drills. At least Pacman Jones appeared to be taking things seriously. He seemed very focused while wearing a pair of Homer Simpson pajama pants under his shorts. ("I'm so smart," the writing on the pants read.) Well, if the Cowboys lose in Pittsburgh, it won't be because they were too uptight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drago Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 I think Wade Philips is a complete moron and the number one reason why Dallas will never win a championship - or even be in a championship game. Read this: Practice report: The Valley Ranch Circus is running strong 1:33 PM Wed, Dec 03, 2008 | Permalink | Yahoo! Buzz Tim MacMahon E-mail News tips Most of the Cowboys are preparing for Sunday's game in frigid Pittsburgh by practicing in the team's Valley Ranch indoor facility. DeMarcus Ware (hyperextended knee) and Marion Barber (dislocated pinkie toe) braved the conditions to work out on a practice field along with fellow rehabbers Mike Jenkins (hamstring) and Miles Austin (knee). A handful of old dudes -- T.O., Marc Colombo, Flozell Adams, Greg Ellis and Zach Thomas -- were given a veteran's day off by Wade Phillips. (Didn't they have four of the previous five days off?) It's quite a scene inside the bubble. A whole bunch of corporate types had invaded one sideline. A DJ was cranking out tunes on the other sideline, leading rookie TE Martellus Bennett to hop on his feet and dance during stretching drills. At least Pacman Jones appeared to be taking things seriously. He seemed very focused while wearing a pair of Homer Simpson pajama pants under his shorts. ("I'm so smart," the writing on the pants read.) Well, if the Cowboys lose in Pittsburgh, it won't be because they were too uptight. Phillips is probably worse than Mangini. If that is possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 The Cowboys roster would be a natural for The Longest Yard II Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 I think Wade Philips is a complete moron and the number one reason why Dallas will never win a championship - or even be in a championship game. Read this: Practice report: The Valley Ranch Circus is running strong 1:33 PM Wed, Dec 03, 2008 | Permalink | Yahoo! Buzz Tim MacMahon E-mail News tips Most of the Cowboys are preparing for Sunday's game in frigid Pittsburgh by practicing in the team's Valley Ranch indoor facility. DeMarcus Ware (hyperextended knee) and Marion Barber (dislocated pinkie toe) braved the conditions to work out on a practice field along with fellow rehabbers Mike Jenkins (hamstring) and Miles Austin (knee). A handful of old dudes -- T.O., Marc Colombo, Flozell Adams, Greg Ellis and Zach Thomas -- were given a veteran's day off by Wade Phillips. (Didn't they have four of the previous five days off?) It's quite a scene inside the bubble. A whole bunch of corporate types had invaded one sideline. A DJ was cranking out tunes on the other sideline, leading rookie TE Martellus Bennett to hop on his feet and dance during stretching drills. At least Pacman Jones appeared to be taking things seriously. He seemed very focused while wearing a pair of Homer Simpson pajama pants under his shorts. ("I'm so smart," the writing on the pants read.) Well, if the Cowboys lose in Pittsburgh, it won't be because they were too uptight. wade is too nice a guy to be a HC he is a good DC though, i wouldn't call him a moron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 wade is too nice a guy to be a HC he is a good DC though, i wouldn't call him a moron. Watch the way he acts on the sidelines and listen in on a presser of his. If that is not a moron, I don't know what is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Watch the way he acts on the sidelines and listen in on a presser of his. If that is not a moron, I don't know what is. he can coach a Defense, holding a presser means squat...you know that Mumbles is the king of pressers:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 he can coach a Defense, holding a presser means squat...you know that Mumbles is the king of pressers:D Assmop, did Philips go to 'Bama or something? The guy is a bufoon! Maybe you're just pissy - I heard that Vermont was getting hit with a foot of snow tomorrow. If I heard that news, I'd be pissy too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cant Hackett Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Watch the way he acts on the sidelines and listen in on a presser of his. If that is not a moron, I don't know what is. Fourteen months ago, many were saying the same things Tom Coughlin, now he is a genius. Just saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Assmop, did Philips go to 'Bama or something? The guy is a bufoon! Maybe you're just pissy - I heard that Vermont was getting hit with a foot of snow tomorrow. If I heard that news, I'd be pissy too will you help me shovel? I love Vermont!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I like Wade as a person. I would take him as Jets DC in a Bama country minute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Fourteen months ago, many were saying the same things Tom Coughlin, now he is a genius. Just saying. How can you compare Coughlin to Phillips? Seriously, Couglin is dour and azzhole-like.....Phillips is a bumblin' fool. I have an aversion to dip****s though.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cant Hackett Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 How can you compare Coughlin to Phillips? Seriously, Couglin is dour and azzhole-like.....Phillips is a bumblin' fool. I have an aversion to dip****s though.... Phillips will be another Barry Switzer, but without the Super Bowl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drago Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Phillips will be another Barry Switzer, but without the Super Bowl. or a playoff win (in dallas) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boynton Beach Jets Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 QB Tony Tomo QB Mike Vick WR Plaxico Buress Jerry Jones fustrated with another 1st rd loss goes after highly sought after parolees Mike Vick and Plaxico Buress. He also hires the Offensive Coordinator from Florida.. Here is how the offense looks.. Tony Romo plays the role of Cris Leak and is on on passing plays Mike Vick plays the role of Tim Tebow on running plays.. Plax play reciever in shot gun plays .. lol Pacman jones will play offense in the wildhog TO is the not the bad boy on the team any more... The name of the offense "the longest yard formation" result 1st rd loss lol boredum is a horrible thing .. Do you really think Pacman can stay clean until next year? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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