gg Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. 2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. 3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated. 4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part. 5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water. 6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on. 7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. 8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. 9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around. 10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackout Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 you stink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted August 30, 2005 Author Share Posted August 30, 2005 you stink i guess the whole respect your elders is lost on you, huh? hasnt school started yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Gibberish is female. It makes no ******* sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 More! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted August 30, 2005 Author Share Posted August 30, 2005 Gibberish is female. It makes no farging sense. It makes complete sense. you just cant decipher it... ahhhh, the language of women! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 More! Your dog is barking at the back door. Your wife is yelling at the front door. Who do you let in first? The dog. He'll shut up, once he's inside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dickkotite Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? a canoe tips.... oh wait, wrong thread sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GimmeShelter Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 Your dog is barking at the back door. Your wife is yelling at the front door. Who do you let in first? The dog. He'll shut up, once he's inside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 Please see the Comedybutchers thread. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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