The Date..from The Tonight Show

[Jetfan13]

We have all had bad dates..

but this takes the cake. This just tells you

how tough it is to be single nowadays.

This was on the "Tonight Show" with

Jay Leno.

Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first

date that a woman ever had.

The winner described her worst first date

experience.

There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!

She said it was midwinter...

snowing and quite cold...

and the guy had

taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah.

It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers,

after all, and truly had never met before.

The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they

were headed home late that afternoon.

They were driving back down the mountain,

when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte.

They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest

room and in the middle of nowhere!

Her companion suggested she try to hold

it, which she did for a while.

Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and

slow going,

there came a point where she told him that he had better stop

and let her pee beside the road,

or it would be the front seat of his car.

They stopped and she quickly

crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants

down and started.

In the deep snow she didn't have good footing,

so she let her butt rest against the rear fender

to steady herself. Her companion

stood on the side of the car watching for traffic

and indeed was a real

gentleman and refrained from peeking.

All she could think about was the

relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing

nature of the situation. Upon finishing however,

she soon became aware of another sensation.

As she bent to pull up her pants,

the young lady discovered her buttocks were

firmly glued against the car's fender.

Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles

immediately came to mind

as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal.

It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new

problem due to the extreme cold.

Horrified by her plight and yet aware

of the humor of the moment, she

answered her date's concerns about

"what is taking so long" with a reply

that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off

and in need of some assistance!"

He came around the car as she tried to cover

herself with her sweater and

then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes,

he burst out laughing.

She too, got the giggles and when they finally

managed to compose themselves,

they assessed her dilemma.

Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was,

they also were faced with a real problem Both

agreed it would take

something hot to free her chilly cheeks

from the grip of the icy metal!

Thinking about what had gotten her into

the predicament in the first place,

both quickly realized that there was only

one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way,

her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants

and pee her butt off the fender.

As the audience screamed in laughter,

she took the Tonight Show prize hands

down... or perhaps that should be

"pants down." ..And you thought your

first date was embarrassing.

Jay Leno's comment ..

"This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off

[Green DNA]

I don't do golden showers until the third date at the very least!

I guess since the ice had been broken so to speak and they had already seen each others "goods", there was nothing left to do but get a room after that.

[joewilly]

thats hilarious..true story, a girl in our ski group when I lived in utah went into the woods to pee. we gentlemen waited on the other side of the slope for her to do her business when we heard the scream & yup, she came skiing out onto the main trail with her pants down in the squatting position.. several people fell trying to avoid her & I don't remember laughing that hard in my life