DMaynard Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 Here is how I imagine the conversation started: Roethlisberger - For Christ sake, I am the QB of the Pittsburgh Steelers! We won two Super Bowls! I have a $100 million contract! 20 year old woman - Yeah, but GOD, you are really, really ugly. What happened after that would be mere speculation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neckdemon Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 i wonder how rapistberger is gonna look this year with an aging ward and not much else after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Dierking Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 Here is how I imagine the conversation started: Roethlisberger - For Christ sake, I am the QB of the Pittsburgh Steelers! We won two Super Bowls! I have a $100 million contract! 20 year old woman - Yeah, but GOD, you are really, really ugly. What happened after that would be mere speculation. Barton walked in and said "You will never play on a football team that I root for, heathen" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMaynard Posted April 13, 2010 Author Share Posted April 13, 2010 Barton walked in and said "You will never play on a football team that I root for, heathen" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bitonti Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 i want him to start a newspaper advice column and call it "inside the bathroom with Big Ben" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 16 year old girl: "I don't feel so good" Ben: "Here drink this it will make you feel better" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMaynard Posted April 13, 2010 Author Share Posted April 13, 2010 i want him to start a newspaper advice column and call it "inside the bathroom with Big Ben" I like it. Something has to replace "Hints from Heloise" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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