Fred Jetstone Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 A couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football." A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says "Touchdown, tie score." After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7." Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score." Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed. The wife says, "What the hell was that?" The old man says, "Half time, switch sides." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 I was going to move this to the Lounge. I really was. But you went through the trouble of illustrating it for us with a picture. For that effort...you don't get moved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gang Green Girl Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 I was going to move this to the Lounge. I really was. But you went through the trouble of illustrating it for us with a picture. For that effort...you don't get moved. Please don't encourage him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred Jetstone Posted November 17, 2005 Author Share Posted November 17, 2005 Underground content being given mainstream placement? That's how revolutions start. Imagine Imagine there's no moving topics, It's easy if you try, No hell below us, Above us only sky, Imagine all the people posting for today... Ah-ah, ooh ooh ooh Imagine there's no censorship, It isnt hard to do, Nothing to kill or die for, No rebutals too, Imagine all the people Writing posts in peace... Ah-ah, ooh ooh ooh Imagine no bannings, I wonder if you can, No need for greed or hunger, A brotherhood of man, Imagine all the people Sharing all the boards... Ah-ah, ooh ooh ooh You may say Im a dreamer, but Im not the only one, I hope some day you'll join us, And the world will post as one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 Bro I can't stand the Beatles. Don't think I won't move it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 Bro I can't stand the Beatles. Don't think I won't move it. are you kidding? surely you are kidding... i cant imagine someone who "can't stand" the beatles! please tell me you are joking...oh mighty weblord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 are you kidding? surely you are kidding... i cant imagine someone who "can't stand" the beatles! please tell me you are joking...oh mighty weblord. Shouldn't have said I can't stand them. Paul was and still is cool. The others were just riding on what he created. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barton Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 You mean Brooks Bollingers great great great caveman grandfather didnt invent football? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 Shouldn't have said I can't stand them. Paul was and still is cool. The others were just riding on what he created. whew! got me scared there for a bit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormshadow19 Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 whew! got me scared there for a bit McCartney sucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 McCartney sucks first algebra, now sir paul??? shame shame!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaumerJet Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 Shouldn't have said I can't stand them. Paul was and still is cool. The others were just riding on what he created. Max, this has to be the 1st time I've ever posted against you. What about John Lennon? No Lennon to back up McCartney - No YESTERDAY on the HELP album No RUBBER SOUL (My 2nd favorite Beatle album) - the very album that advanced the Rock industry into a mainstream of concept albums that 1000 years from now music scolars will teach in achedemia! No SEARGANT PEPPER'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND (The very album that even artist today look at & try to immitate!) No REVOLVER (My favorite Beatle album) No WHITE ALBUM No ABBEY ROAD (2nd Best George Michael produced album) And don't get me started on George Harrison's contributions to the band: TAXMAN I NEED YOU I ME MINE SOMETHING HERE COMES THE SUN WHILE MY GUITAR GENTLY WEEPS Hell, Eric Clapton considered him the Greatest Electric Guitar player over Muddy Waters, BB King, Bo Diddley, Les Paul & Jimmy Hendrix. And Clapton's a Frickin Genious on Guitar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 Max, this has to be the 1st time I've ever posted against you. What about John Lennon? No Lennon to back up McCartney - No YESTERDAY on the HELP album No RUBBER SOUL (My 2nd favorite Beatle album) - the very album that advanced the Rock industry into a mainstream of concept albums that 1000 years from now music scolars will teach in achedemia! No SEARGANT PEPPER'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND (The very album that even artist today look at & try to immitate!) No REVOLVER (My favorite Beatle album) No WHITE ALBUM No ABBEY ROAD (2nd Best George Michael produced album) And don't get me started on George Harrison's contributions to the band: TAXMAN I NEED YOU I ME MINE SOMETHING HERE COMES THE SUN WHILE MY GUITAR GENTLY WEEPS Hell, Eric Clapton considered him the Greatest Electric Guitar player over Muddy Waters, BB King, Bo Diddley, Les Paul & Jimmy Hendrix. And Clapton's a Frickin Genious on Guitar! Baumer...I know NOTHING about the Beatles. I was only joking around. I am sure they were great. As a matter of fact I put them right behund RUN DMC in how much impact they had on this country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred Jetstone Posted November 18, 2005 Author Share Posted November 18, 2005 Baumer...I know NOTHING about the Beatles. I was only joking around. Joking around? Maxie baby, these posts are meant to be serious and educational. No amateur comedy, s'il vous plait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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