Smizzy Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Dear Santa, Ive been a good boy this yr So I included a list of stuff Id like you to bring me this Christmas. 1. QB- Yes Id like for you to bring the Jets a New QB in any shape or form you see fit ( Young,Leinart,FA) 2. louis vuitton colostomy bag just like the one Tx's uses. How cool are they? 3. Warm blanket for TomShane. Who Im sure is freezing to death somewhere out in the snow. 4. bottle of Testosterone for Max. You know...To stiffen those wrists up. 5. Pair of those assless chaps Verde girl has. 6. Green & White OR Yankee pinstriped Great Dane. thanks again Chubbsky Love, Smizzy Feel free to write a letter to Santa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaborJet Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 New England 7-5 Miami 5-7 Buffalo 4-8 New York 2-10 Dear Santa, WTF?!?! Tabor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets28 Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 Dear Santa, I've been a good girl I think...a little naughty at times.. . I hope I can get a new car for christmas and a new cell phone. God knows I need one of those. (to many drops from the airplane).. I also wish for a new apartment for my hunny and peace and good will to all men!! (Max and TX don't qualify here ) Thanks in advance Santa, I know you'll hook a sista up!! Love Jets28.. P.S....I would love to have Curtis for Christmas too, at least once... ::wub Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Jet Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 Have some fun with this one!!! A Santa Letter Generator. http://members.aol.com/frogiearno/dearsanta.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 Have some fun with this one!!! A Santa Letter Generator. http://members.aol.com/frogiearno/dearsanta.htm Santa Clause North Pole, Earth Dear Santa, I have been a good boy. It really wasn't my fault what happened at Lady Jet's Office party. It was TomShane who spiked the punch with too much Guinness. I can't help it if I drank 9 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like cat box. I thought it was funny when I put GOB's kilt on my head and danced the macarena on the couch while singing `Devil With a Blue Dress On'. I didn't mean to break Lady Jet's boom box and don't know why Lady Jet would accuse me of embezzlement. I don't remember calling Maxman's wife a blue pig---even though she looked like one with green eye shadow and black lipstick! And when I threw up on Greengal's husband's foot, it was only because I ate too much of that chili. After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove Jets28's car through my neighbor's cellar. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a old dog and have me arrested for assault! So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all gnarly and wonderful. And I'm really not to blame for any of this brilliant stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money! Sincerely and quickly yours, BTJF (Really a nice boy!) P.S. It's only 5 bucks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets28 Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 Santa Clause North Pole, Earth Dear Santa, I have been a good boy. It really wasn't my fault what happened at Lady Jet's Office party. It was TomShane who spiked the punch with too much Guinness. I can't help it if I drank 9 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like cat box. I thought it was funny when I put GOB's kilt on my head and danced the macarena on the couch while singing `Devil With a Blue Dress On'. I didn't mean to break Lady Jet's boom box and don't know why Lady Jet would accuse me of embezzlement. I don't remember calling Maxman's wife a blue pig---even though she looked like one with green eye shadow and black lipstick! And when I threw up on Greengal's husband's foot, it was only because I ate too much of that chili. After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove Jets28's car through my neighbor's cellar. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a old dog and have me arrested for assault! So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all gnarly and wonderful. And I'm really not to blame for any of this brilliant stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money! Sincerely and quickly yours, BTJF (Really a nice boy!) P.S. It's only 5 bucks! .. :wink: ..Im a friend, Im a friend...yeah!!!... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Jet Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 LOL, perfect job Bob! But, who's Tom Shane? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Mac Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 LOL, perfect job Bob! But, who's Tom Shane? Can we get a check on Maxman's IP? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 Can we get a check on Maxman's IP? I am not following something here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 I am not following something here? and how is that different then any other day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 and how is that different then any other day? Huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 Dear Santa: I want want Reggie Bush & I want to see the Steelers miss the playoffs Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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