SayNoToDMC Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 OMG ROFLMAO. You guys are too damned funny! I know, I'm glad somebody else realizes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 He is a giant dick. I was out at IU visiting a friend in the early 2000's, and he was there with some strung out junkie white chick. We played him and his choice of partner at foosball, kicked their asses and he welched on the bet. A pitcher of beer from a college bar... $5. We talked a bit of trash to him, and the girl says "you hear what they are saying" and he said, "I'm not ******* with those guys". True story. /JIF'ed (but really, a true story) VINCE CARTER IS ONLY ONE OF MANY FAMOUS PEOPLE THAT I'VE BITCHES SLAPPED WITH MY AWESOMENESS!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 it's ok..these guys like to... ...pile on me OMG, you guys like, have so much fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelly Posted May 31, 2013 Author Share Posted May 31, 2013 OMG, you guys like, have so much fun! ...i'm pretty sure THEY do....i KNOW i do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 And you're all going to be so jealous when I'm nailing hot, blonde, female Kelly and her hot Swedish female friends at the same time. Hell with that. I saw her dick first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayNoToDMC Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 ...i'm pretty sure THEY do....i KNOW i do I'll show you mine if you show me yours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shhwagah Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 This thread went from kind of lame to hilarious. The mod that changed the of the post please step forward and claim your prize (hint: its a penis). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelly Posted May 31, 2013 Author Share Posted May 31, 2013 I'll show you mine if you show me yours remember what happened the last time YOU... ....showed YOURS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelly Posted May 31, 2013 Author Share Posted May 31, 2013 This thread went from kind of lame to hilarious. The mod that changed the of the post please step forward and claim your prize (hint: its a penis). A what ? ?... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 This thread went from kind of lame to hilarious. The mod that changed the of the post please step forward and claim your prize (hint: its a penis). If that's the prize, I'd claim it even if I didn't do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayNoToDMC Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 If that's the prize, I'd claim it even if I didn't do it.Yeah, Im surprised a mod hasn't stepped forward for credit yet. There's been plenty of time to get the current one out of their mouth and move on to this new and exciting reward. I do want to know who changed it cause I honestly laugh when I saw it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Yeah, Im surprised a mod hasn't stepped forward for credit yet. There's been plenty of time to get the current one out of their mouth and move on to this new and exciting reward. I do want to know who changed it cause I honestly laugh when I saw it It really was me. Where is my penis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayNoToDMC Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 It really was me. Where is my penis? Kelly's getting it hard. I'm working on the drug's. Last weekend was nutty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelly Posted June 1, 2013 Author Share Posted June 1, 2013 Kelly's getting it hard. I'm working on the drug's. Last weekend was nutty. ...huh ? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayNoToDMC Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 ...huh ? ? We should enter the JN make out contest together. Two babes like us, we could totally win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 remember what happened the last time YOU... ....showed YOURS you are so totally nerdy guy on the right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayNoToDMC Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 remember what happened the last time YOU... ....showed YOURS Somebody deleted my response to this. It was something along the lines of my therapist, a large dildo, some shame and me loving you for who you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSJ Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 I'm so sick of girls named Kelly giving me viruses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TechJet Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 And you're all going to be so jealous when I'm nailing hot, blonde, female Kelly and her hot Swedish female friends at the same time. GAYDAR! Dude stop it! Kelly is a guy.. you must be a latent homo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TechJet Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 That girl sure looks wasted. too much of dicktracy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shhwagah Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 GAYDAR! Dude stop it! Kelly is a guy.. you must be a latent homo! I think he knows that and was joking, or he knows that and wasn't joking. Either way I think the penis is out of the bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shhwagah Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 BTW Kelly and I traded d*ck pics....her penis was handsome and glorious. My apologies Thor. You snooze you lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayNoToDMC Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 GAYDAR! Dude stop it! Kelly is a guy.. you must be a latent homo! Kelly has pictures, where's your proof for these outlandish claims? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelly Posted June 3, 2013 Author Share Posted June 3, 2013 We should enter the JN make out contest together. Two babes like us, we could totally win just like last time ! !... ....twisted-sister ! ! ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelly Posted June 3, 2013 Author Share Posted June 3, 2013 Kelly has pictures, where's your proof for these outlandish claims? pictures ? ?... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shhwagah Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 pictures ? ?... Post a pic of you with a piece of paper that says "JetNation, I really don't have a penis." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FloridaJetsFan Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 shhwagah, on 03 Jun 2013 - 15:07, said: Post a pic of you with a piece of paper that says "JetNation, I really don't have a penis." Here comes Photoshop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelly Posted June 4, 2013 Author Share Posted June 4, 2013 Here comes Photoshop! ...huh ? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayNoToDMC Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Hi Kelly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelly Posted June 4, 2013 Author Share Posted June 4, 2013 That girl sure looks wasted. too much of dicktracy i was pretty blitzed ..and... ....tired Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 So which one of us is Manti T'eo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelly Posted June 4, 2013 Author Share Posted June 4, 2013 So which one of us is Manti T'eo? hmmm.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelly Posted June 5, 2013 Author Share Posted June 5, 2013 Coples agrees with Ryan? Ugh. Get them both out of here. ~ ~ i think coples is gonna prove to be " a keeper "...i'd keep ryan as our def. coord. & bring in a new head coach cheers ~ ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelly Posted June 10, 2013 Author Share Posted June 10, 2013 > http://www.nfl.com/photoessays/0ap1000000210153/mindblowing-stats-for-the-new-york-jets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FloridaJetsFan Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 This one had me a little worried. Whenever this Kelly dude puts up a thread with the word "blowing" in the title, I tend to cringe at what he might be posting ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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